News, Oct. 31: Madonna Comments on Ben and Jen Antics, P. Diddy Investigates Sweatshop Hullabaloo, Miller to Host CNBC Show, More…

Top Story: Madonna’s Two Cents on Celeb Marriages

Madonna has some advice for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez: get over it. In an interview for Access Hollywood that aired Thursday, Madonna said, “To a certain extent, [Affleck and Lopez] courted the media attention. At the end of the day I feel like that’s their job, and then there needs to be a part of the relationship that you keep private.” But the pop diva added, “You know, I’m not making a judgment call on Jennifer and Ben … we can only make assumptions about why it did or didn’t happen. Ultimately, if you have a strong relationship, and there is understanding of what a committed marriage is, I don’t think that having a lot of media attention can break it up.”

P. Diddy Is No “Sweat” Daddy

In an investigation into whether Sean “P. Diddy” Combs is using “sweatshops” to make his trendy clothing line, Honduran officials said Thursday they could find no evidence of worker’s exploitation at the factory, Reuters reports. “We haven’t found instances of exploitation, or slave-like conditions,” Honduran Labor Minister German Leitzelar told Reuters. The U.S. National Labor Committee accused Combs‘ factory managers earlier this week of cursing at Honduran workers, refusing to pay overtime, or firing them when they became pregnant. In a press conference, Combs vowed to have “zero tolerance” for any labor law violations in factories producing his Sean John clothing line.

Rocker Weiland Ordered Into Another Drug Program

While still completing a court-ordered drug counseling program, Stone Temple Pilots’ lead singer Scott Weiland was charged Thursday with driving under the influence and ordered to a live-in detox program, to be followed by a six-month stay in a residential drug rehabilitation center, Reuters reports. Weiland was arrested Monday after crashing into a parked car in Hollywood.

Chong’s Jail Release Denied

A federal judge ruled that Tommy Chong, one half of the pot-smokin’ comic duo Cheech and Chong, must continue serving his prison sentence for conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia while his appeal is pending, AP reports. The 65-year-old actor and comedian pleaded guilty to conspiracy last spring in federal court and was sentenced to nine months in prison.

Tyler’s Daughter Marries Drummer

Plus-size model Mia Tyler, Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler‘s daughter and actress Liv Tyler‘s sister, married Papa Roach drummer David Buckner in front of thousands of people during an Aerosmith concert at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, AP reports. The proud father of the bride reportedly told the audience, “Hey Vegas, I need a favor, my daughter wants to get married tonight. Can I get a witness?” It’s the first marriage for both.

McCartney Tops British Rich List

Former Beatle Paul McCartney, 61, was named the biggest earner in Britain–the same week his second wife, Heather Mills, gave birth to a baby girl, Reuters reports. The latest Sunday Times Pay List reports McCartney earns $68 million a year. “Maybe a baby will make him feel young and stay in touch with modern trends in his dotage,” list compiler Philip Beresford told Reuters. Other rockers on the list include Sting, Phil Collins, Eric Clapton and Rod Stewart.

Culkin Signs Up for TV Projects

Macaulay Culkin signed a deal with NBC to develop several television projects, including a possible comedy show for fall 2004. “We’re going to use him in an unconventional way,” NBC’s president of prime-time development, Kevin Reilly told AP. “I don’t think you’ll see Macaulay as a straight-down-the-middle romantic lead. I think you’ll see him in something surprising, a little offbeat.”

Miller Heads to CNBC

Dennis Miller will host a prime-time cable talk show on CNBC, Reuters reports. The politically charged comedian will also serve as executive producer for the hour-long show, set to debut in January. “With all that’s going on in the world today, it’s nice to have a nightly platform to air my opinions. I’m happy to be back in the NBC family,” said Miller, a former Saturday Night Live regular on the peacock channel.

Role Call: Cain To Star in Peterson Story, Affleck Plays Coach

Dean Cain will portray Scott Peterson–the Modesto, Calif., man accused of killing his wife, Laci Peterson, and their unborn son–in an upcoming USA Networks television movie, AP reports. The film, tentatively titled The Perfect Husband, will be from the perspective of two of Laci’s friends and will follow the real-life headlines about the search for Laci and subsequent revelations about Scott, network officials told AP… In more movie news, Ben Affleck has agreed to play retired University of Texas at El Paso basketball coach Don Haskins in a feature about the 1966 Texas Western NCAA championship, AP reports. Antoine Fuqua (Tears of the Sun) will direct.