News Roundup: March 28


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Sidney Poitier has certainly been pushed back into the limelight after receiving an honorary Oscar Sunday night–and so have his movies. Warner Bros. has optioned the rights to remake the 1970s trio of Poitier/Bill Cosby films (also directed by Poitier): Uptown Saturday Night, Let’s Do It Again and A Piece of the Action, with Oscar nominee Will Smith attached to star in at least the first feature, Uptown. The comedy centers on two husbands trying to recover stolen money and a winning lottery ticket before their wives find out they are missing.

Smith and his business partner James Lassiter plan to produce all three films under their Overbrook Entertainment banner. “For eight years, Will and I have been trying to track down the rights to this project because Uptown Saturday Night is one of our favorite movies,” Lassiter told The Hollywood Reporter.

In General

Blade scribe David Goyer has a thing for bloodsuckers. He will be directing a new tale about vampires called Darksiders, in which a band of vampires turn into special operatives for the FBI. The film for New Line will start production sometime in the fall.

The cast list for Woody Allen‘s next film project continues to grow. Glenn Close and Danny DeVito will be coming on board the untitled production, joining the already cast Christina Ricci and Jason Biggs. Typical of Allen’s style, the film is being kept closely under wraps, but The Hollywood Reporter reports the story revolves around three young adults. Close is believed to be playing Ricci’s mother.

As if anyone in their right mind would care about such a movie, apparently it has been decided to turn Anne Robinson’s autobiography, Memoirs of an Unfit Mother, into a feature film. Yes, we are talking about the host of the game show The Weakest Link. The film Anne Robinson: The Movie is going after such actresses as Renee Zellweger and Anna Friel to play Robinson as a young woman. Good luck with that.

ABC News and its coverage of Sept. 11, and Fox’s The Bernie Mac Show were two of the Peabody Award winners announced Wednesday, honoring those who have exhibited broadcast excellence. Other winners included HBO’s Band of Brothers and ABC’s Nightline.

A man was hospitalized while performing a stunt on the new NBC game show Dog Eat Dog, where contestants combine stunts with trivia questions to compete for $25,000. The Associated Press reported the man was suspended by his ankles in water, where he held his breath for two minutes. Paramedics were called when the man appeared unconscious after being pulled out, but Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Brian Humphrey told AP when they arrived that the man was “conscious, alert, breathing on his own and talkative.” The show has not aired yet.

British actress Jane Seymour, otherwise known as Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, has come out with her own line of contemporary clothing, inspired by her floral paintings. The clothes, which range from size 6 to size 22, are intended for all women. “This isn’t necessarily runway-friendly clothes; they’re real-woman-friendly,” Seymour told AP.

Shaolin fighter monks have taken their act on the road. What are Shaolin fighter monks, you may ask? They are ordained Buddhist “soldier monks” of the Shaolin temple, the apparent birthplace of Chinese martial arts or “kung fu”–and 25 monks have put together a spectacular stage show called Shaolin–Wheel of Life. Since it premiered in London two and a half years ago, the fast-paced martial arts show has been playing to packed audiences across the world.

Rock legend David Bowie signed a multirecord deal Wednesday with Columbia Records and will be releasing the album Heathen on June 11, his first album in three years.