Oscars swag bags feature cellulite mats and luxury getaways for top nominees

The top nominees at the Oscars on Sunday (26Feb17) will pick up $100,000 (GBP80,400) swag bags featuring cellulite reducing mats and a pelvic floor exercise tracker.
Bosses at Distinctive Assets, the company that provides the free stuff to all the acting and directing nominees, have packed this year’s goodie bag with trips, spa treats and free hotel stays.
The highlights include a three-day stay at the Lost Coast Ranch and a week-long stay at the Golden Door Spa in California, 10 sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky, a dual chamber vaporiser, and cellulite mats that promise to get rid of your cellulite when you sit on them.
The lucky nominees will also be sent Belldini women’s apparel, Chubby Chipmunk Hand-Dipped Chocolates, a Crayola My Way customised box of crayons, Dandi Patch underarm sweat pads, Jules K handbags, and personal in-house sommelier services from The Loving Somm.
The bags, which will be sent to nominees like Emma Stone, Mahershala Ali, Nicole Kidman, Ryan Gosling, Denzel Washington, Viola Davis, and Dev Patel ahead of the Academy Awards will also feature Medice Foot Care Kits, freshly harvested pecans from the National Pecan Shellers Association, a 10-year supply of Oxygenetix Breathable Foundation and Moisturizer, a Rest-Rite Sleep Positioner, Rouge Maple pure organic maple syrup, and YOGAJEWELZ OM Diamond Bracelets.
The oddest, but perhaps most useful gift, is a personalised CPR training session and a CPR Anytime Kit, courtesy of the American Heart Association, which will help the nominees save a life if they find themselves in a near-death situation.