Pop Culture Moments That Would Have Been Better Naked

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The Hulk in 'The Avengers'
The Hulk in 'The Avengers'
Marvel Comics
Ever wonder how The Hulk (this time, played by Mark Ruffalo in this summer's massive hit 'The Avengers') bulks up to such a massive size yet his pants still manage to stay on? Wonder no more! At long last, a naked Hulk! You wouldn't like him when he's angry... or turned on. {Marvel Studios}
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Daniel Craig in 'Skyfall'
Daniel Craig in 'Skyfall'
Columbia Pictures Marketing
We know we're asking for a lot here, considering the fact that Daniel Craig alreadyy goes shirtless by the pool and gets down with fellow stunner Bérénice Marlohe. Plus, this definitely would have given the Bond smash an R-rating instead of the more box office friendly PG-13. But we're still gonna say it: naked James Bond would have made the already great 'Skyfall' that much more amazing. {Columbia Pictures}
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The Cast of 'Downton Abbey'
The Cast of 'Downton Abbey'
PBS
The Brits are way less prudish than we are when it comes to nudity. So why hasn't the cast of 'Downton Abbey' shed their pantaloons yet, guvnah? Imagine just how much more scandalous everything would be with Lady Mary Crawley and Mr. Carson (okay, maybe not Mr. Carson) in the buff. Just be careful where you put that tea, ladies and gents. {PBS}
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Liam Neeson in 'The Grey'
Liam Neeson in 'The Grey'
Open Road Films
Five words: Liam Neeson nude fighting wolves. Who wouldn't see that movie? Sure, you'd have to take into account the cold factor, but imagine how much more badass 'The Grey' star would have looked strapping on glass knuckles to take on ravenous wolves, all while completely naked. Then we'd really get to see Neeson show off his "particular set of skills." {Open Road}
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The U.S. Men's Swim Team
The U.S. Men's Swim Team
Getty Images
Those skimpy Speedos don't leave much to the imagination anyway, so why not lose them all together? Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps already drew in big numbers as is, but if anybody could turn skinny dipping into an Olympic sport, it would be these American athletes/dreamboats. USA! USA! USA! {Heinz Kluetmeier/Sports Illustrated/Getty Images}
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Taylor Kitsch in 'John Carter'
Taylor Kitsch in 'John Carter'
Walt Disney Video
'John Carter' was one of 2012's biggest busts, but you know what would have redeemed it? Why, a totally named Taylor Kitsch, of course! Same goes for 'Battleship', actually. {Walt Disney}
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Michael Fassbender in 'Prometheus'
Michael Fassbender in 'Prometheus'
20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
Speaking of tremendous 2012 letdowns: there's the entirety of 'Prometheus' and the fact that there was no nude Michael Fassbender to be seen anywhere on screen this year. Here's an instant fix! Naked Fassbender (who you can see from space... get it!?) as David in 'Prometheus'. You're welcome, Earthlings. 
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Lena Dunham, Everywhere
Lena Dunham, Everywhere
Wireimage.com
We know, we know. Was there anyone who spent 2012 more naked than 'Girls' star Lena Dunham? Probably not. But why stop at her breakout HBO series or the Emmys intro sketch? The button-pushing 26-year-old practically went pants-less to a charity event over the summer, so why not just go completely naked everywhere from here on out? We probably won't even notice after a while. {Amanda Edwards/WireImage}
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The Men of 'Magic Mike'
The Men of 'Magic Mike'
Warner Bros.
Okay, now we're just getting greedy. With the abundance of flashed butts and completely nude silhouettes we saw on display in 'Magic Mike', how could we possibly have expected more? Because imagine, just imagine if you will, a totally full-frontal finale? That would have been some real magic. {Warner Bros.}

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