Prince William, the Man

In quasi-celebrity news today, Britain’s Prince William — who’s famous ’cause he was, well, born — joins the rank of really, really rich men today, turning 18. Wills previously was among the ranks of really, really rich boys.

The object of popster’s Britney Spears’ affections will mark his birthday at school — taking exams at Eton College.

William is the son of the late Princess Diana, who was famous because she was, you know, so fashionable, and Prince Charles, who’s famous because he was, well, born.

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