Thanks, But No Thanks

They might seem like fools, but they aren’t stupid enough to pass up $500,000 for a mere $50,000. In a rare instance of solidarity, the six remaining members at the “Big Brother” abode jointly refused the show producers’ $50G offer to the first person to forfeit the show during last night’s live installment.

Plagued by less-than-“Survivor”-like ratings, the CBS reality series hopes to boost viewer interest by replacing one of the current houseguests with a nubile, bouncing 22-year-old woman from Florida.

The last person to remain in the “Big Brother” house takes home a grand prize of $500G.