The things they say

“Don’t ever do it… It’s, like, the worst idea ever… I was like, ‘Yeah, I am a dumb blonde.’ Who does that…? They trick you with the whole people are suffering thing… and you fall for it and then before you know it you’re in a restaurant with a stranger. You could end up in (serial killer Jeffrey) Dahmer’s apartment that way… I was so scared I made two of my girlfriends go and sit at the restaurant… Rich people can be creeps too.” Charlize Theron is not a fan of offering up a date with herself as a charity auction prize.