The things they say:

“He asked me to do it during the summer that I was shooting my movie UHF in 1988 and it was a big deal for me to have my own movie, and it was odd for me to be in a position where I had to say, ‘Sorry, Michael Jackson, I can’t be your opening act’… If I wasn’t doing a movie at the time I’m sure I would have taken him up on it.” ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic on turning down the chance to go on tour with the King of Pop.