The Three-Breasted Woman in ‘Total Recall’ and Other Creative Uses of Nudity in Films 

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'Total Recall': Three-Breasted Lady (Kaitlyn Leeb)
'Total Recall': Three-Breasted Lady (Kaitlyn Leeb)
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Sci-fi movies are notorious for gratuitous nudity, but the unsolvable question of "Why have only two boobs to look at when you can have three?" was answered in 1990 when 'Total Recall' introduced the Three-Breasted Alien Prostitute named Mary (played by Lycia Naff). Naturally, the makers of the 'Total Recall' reboot brought back the unnatural three-breasted woman (now played by Kaitlyn Leeb) for moviegoers to gawk at. In total that's, like, six boobs. Science!
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'Jackass 3D': The Helic**kter
'Jackass 3D': The Helic**kter
Paramount Pictures
Sure, you COULD fly a motorized helicopter and not attach it to any of your extremities, but honestly where's the fun in that? Chris Pontius did just that when he attached a remote controlled helicopter to his penis for the — you guessed it — helic**kter in 'Jackass 3D'. Hey kids, don't try this at home. These guys are, er, professionals. 
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'The Full Monty': Hats Off!
'The Full Monty': Hats Off!
20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
Before 'Magic Mike' there was 'The Full Monty'. The 1997 indie sleeper hit found some creative ways to hide their male strippers' bait and tackles, including these bowler hats. (This movie is incredibly British.) Of course by the time Tom Jones "You Can Leave Your Hat On" comes on, the hats come off in the Oscar-nominated comedy. Cheerio! 
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'Varsity Blues': Whipped Cream Bikini
'Varsity Blues': Whipped Cream Bikini
Paramount Pictures
James Van Der Beek's Mox didn't want YOUR LIFE, but plenty of guys wanted his after they saw the scene in 'Varsity Blues' when his friend Darcy (Ali Larter) tried to seduce him by wearing nothing more than a whipped cream bikini. While it's really an only one-time wear ensemble (and definitely not one for the beach) you've got to give her credit for creativity. (Cherry nipples!) 
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'A Fish Called Wanda': A John Cleese Striptease
'A Fish Called Wanda': A John Cleese Striptease
MGM
If only 'The Full Monty' had come out before the dark comedy classic 'A Fish Called Wanda.' Then maybe the striptease attempted by Archie Leech (John Cleese) wouldn't have gone so disastrously, albeit hilariously, wrong. 
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'40 Days and 40 Nights': An Actual Sea of Boobs
'40 Days and 40 Nights': An Actual Sea of Boobs
Miramax
While abstaining from sex for, yep, 40 days and 40 nights for Lent, Matt (Josh Hartnett) has sex on his mind a lot. Like, alot. To the point he's seeing naked ladies everywhere he goes and at one point imagines he's literally swimming in a sea of boobs. Being inside the mind of a guy was never so graphic. 
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'The Simpsons Movie': Bart's Doodle
'The Simpsons Movie': Bart's Doodle
20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
Only Homer Simpson would dare his son to skateboard nude through Springfield. But only Bart Simpson would actually accept such a challenge. Not only did we see Bart's yellow butt, but 'The Simpsons' fans got a glimpse of his doodle, too, despite his best efforts to hide it behind a bird, a sprinkler, and a french fry, among other things. 
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'Austin Powers': Yeah, Baby!
'Austin Powers': Yeah, Baby!
New Line Cinema
Of course, no one got quite as creative quite like Mike Myers' Austin Powers did. (He was an international man of mystery, after all.) In the 1997 original Austin and his groovy lady Vanessa (Elizabeth Hurley) cover up their naughty bits after some post-coital honeymoon bliss with some strategically placed melons, spice racks, coffee pots, milk saucers, balloons, and nude draw-rings.

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