When you want to lay in bed and daydream about Edward:
First, slip into your OED t-shirt (Obsessive Edward Disorder) and curl up in your Edward throw blanket. Then put the Twilight soundtrack in the CD player and gaze up at your favorite posters. Of course if you’re really obsessed, you might even have an Edward doll under your pillow.
[PAGEBREAK]
Or if you’re more into Jacob:
Throw on your Team Jacob hoodie sweatshirt over your “Imprint Me” t-shirt, grab your paw-print coffee mug, a “Jacob Black Brought Sexy Back” hat and don’t forget your custom-crocheted Japanese style Jacob doll. With Hulk-like sweats and a paw-print tattoo!
[PAGEBREAK]
When you want to look Twilight savvy:
Read Catherine Hardwicke’s Twilight: Director’s Notebook, thumb through the Complete Illustrated Movie Companion, take a chance with The Twilight Companion: Unauthorized Guide to the Series, pick up copies from Japan, the UK and Denmark, or start reading Stephenie Meyer’s other work like The Host.
[PAGEBREAK]
When you want people to know you’re a fan:
Cover your backpack in pins with sayings like “Nothing Will Be the Same” and “Say It Out Loud, Say It” or just carry a Twilight tote instead. Drivers will know you’re serious with a “Warning, I Drive Like a Cullen” bumper sticker. Your coworkers will get the message loud and clear when you show up to work in “Team Edward” keds and start using a Twilight mouse pad.
[PAGEBREAK]
When you want to look the part:
Sparkle with Edward Body Shimmer, try Alice’s choker on for size, dress things up with Bella’s engagement ring or even get your hands on a replica of Nessie’s locket.
[PAGEBREAK]
When you’re ready to profess your undying love:
Give the object of your affections a ring from the Lion and Lamb set. Better yet, share a piece of your heart from the broken heart necklace set.
[PAGEBREAK]
When you want to be a part of the action:
Register for Twicon 2009, the first unofficial Twilight conference in the country. The Dallas event takes place July 30-Aug. 2, 2009. Meet the cast (except for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart), watch the movie with some of the biggest fans on the planet, listen to Twilight-inspired bands like the Twilight Music Girls and dance the night away at the Volturi Masque Ball.
KEEP READING: Return to the Twilight Zone: DVD Edition
