Why George Clooney Won’t Marry You

Give it up. You will never, ever marry George Clooney. Nothing personal, mind you. The once-divorced George Clooney tells the new Playboy he probably won’t marry anybody ever again.

“I think the reason to get married is if you’re having kids,” the 39-year-old bachelor says in the mag’s July edition. “I don’t have anything in me like most people have that says you have to reproduce. I will not half-ass it with children.”

“If that means not having kids, then I will not have kids.”

Got that? You will not have George Clooney‘s child, either.

So there.