Ghosts Can't Do It (1990)



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Synopsis:
The final cinematic abomination from the late John Derek and his legendary non-actress wife Bo Derek turns out to be their worst collaboration ever, beating out even Bolero for sheer incomprehensible awfulness and ranking as one of the silliest monstrosities ever committed to film. Though no recognizable plot exists, the central premise seems to involve Bo's ongoing obsession with finding a suitable replacement body for the soul of her late husband (a sleepwalking Anthony Quinn), who killed himself after learning that a bum ticker would prevent him from having constant sex with her. The most likely candidate seems to be a handsome but oily thief (Leo Damian), but Bo can't seem to bring herself to murder him outright; fortunately, he kicks the bucket on his own. Lacking both the rampant nudity and laugh-out-loud campiness of John & Bo's previous erotic anti-masterpieces, there is literally nothing to recommend this film, even to bad-movie aficionados.

~ Cavett Binion, All Movie Guide

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Full Cast & Crew

Theatrical Release
6/1/1990
Director Credit
Derek Harris Director
Cast Credit
Garry McDonald
George Grizzard
Dee Krainz
Pamela Stephenson
Mickey Knox
Ellen Lang
Mary Cathleen Collins Katie O'Dare Scott
Tony Quinn Scott
Don Murray Winston
Leo Damian Fausto
Julie Newmar Angel
Donald Trump Himself
Production Credits Credit
Mary Cathleen Collins Producer
Art Department Credit
Rick Nathanson Production Designer
Film Camera Credit
Derek Harris Cinematographer
Production Management Credit
Asoka Perera Production Manager



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