The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

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R | 1 hr 25 mins | Action, Comedy, Satire, Holiday | Released: 12/19/2003 |Box Office Total: $19539

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Synopsis:

Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka 'The Hebrew Hammer', is an Orthodox stud, who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus' evil son Damien is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damien launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the world's top Jewish leader, and his friend Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple the evil Santa and save Hanukkah for future generations.

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Full Cast & Crew

Theatrical Release
12/19/2003

Director	Credit
Jonathan Kesselman	Director
Bruce Wayne Gillies	Director
Cast	Credit
Adam Goldberg	Mordechai Jefferson Carver/"The Hebrew Hammer"
Andy Dick	Santa Damien
Judy Greer	Esther
Mario Van Peebles	Mohammed
Peter Coyote	J J L Chief
Tony Cox	Jamal
Nora Dunn	Mrs Carver
Rachel Dratch	Tikva
Melvin Van Peebles	Sweetback
Sean Whalen	Tiny Tim
Richard Riehle	Santa
Harrison Chad	Shlomo
Jim Petersmith	Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe	Mrs Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer	Young Mordechai
Elaine Hendrix	Blonde Bombshell
Ayelet Ben-Hur	Israeli Rental Agent
Alex Corrado	Tony
Brad Duck	Jimmy
Jason Fuchs	Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Edward Koch	Himself
Gary Pratt	Head Elf
Woodrow Asai	Mun Chi
Daryl Wein	Teenage Gentile
Michael J Mylett	Gentile Boy No 1
T J Sullivan	Gentile Boy No 2
Audrey Twitchell	Gentile Girl No 1
Alexa Eisenstein	Gentile Girl No 2
Evelyn Page	Old Woman
George Hosmer	Chairman of the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy
Ronald Schultz	ADL Chairman
Leslie Shenkel	JDL Member No 1
Alan Nebelthau	JDL Member No 2
Jerome Richards	Council Elder
C P Lacey	Sammy Davis Jr Jr
Ephraim Benton	Black Teen
David Lee	White Accountant
Adam Rose	Addict Jewish Child
Devin Rene Burns	Blonde Gentile Girl
Jimmy Walsh	Freckle Faced Gentile
Chris McGinn	Samples Woman
Kathryn Gordon	Bambi
C P Lacey	MC Hammer
Anna Berger	Harriet Tubbleman
Ivan Sandro	Carnival Worker
Jeff Marlowe	Joshua
Ronald Shore	Bandleader
Tom Chalmers	Chaim Feygele
David Joseph Steinberg	L'il Flunky
Mylika Davis	Sassy Black Prostitute
Moshe Kesselman	Hatcheck Guy
David Kesselman	Macabee
Production Credits	Credit
Edward R. Pressman	Executive Producer
Joshua Kesselman	Producer
Aimee Schoof	Associate Producer
Lisa Fragner	Producer
Isen Robbins	Associate Producer
John Schmidt	Executive Producer
Sofia Sondervan	Producer
Bruce Wayne Gillies	Producer
Production Companies	Credit
Red Giant Media	Production Company
Rudolph & Beer	Production Company
ContentFilm	Production Company
Distribution Companies	Credit
Paramount Home Entertainment	Domestic Video Distributor
Strand Releasing	Domestic Theatrical Distributor
Comedy Central	Domestic TV Distributor
Locations
New York City, New York, USA
Writer	Credit
Jonathan Kesselman	Screenplay
Accounting	Credit
James A Thomas	Production Accountant
Albert G Ruben	Production Insurance
Animal Training Handling	Credit
Steve McAuliff	Animal Trainer
Carol McAuliff	Animal Trainer
Kim Krassky	Animal Trainer
Art Department	Credit
Cabot McMullen	Production Designer
Shane Klein	Set Decorator
Jim Mickle	Storyboard Artist
David Ellis	Art Director
Morgan Zvanut	Dresser
Cosmo Inserra	Art Department - Art Production Assistant
Michael Davis	Set Designer - Hammer Pad Architecture
Julie Harvey	Painter - Santa Claus Paintings
Erik Steiner	Art Department Coordinator - Art Coordinator
James Pesce	Leadman
Nina Sargent	Dresser
Adam Craig Mock	Art Department - Art Production Assistant
Cathryn Bennion	Set Decorator - Hammer Pad Decor
Brian Damitz	Storyboard Artist
Susan Bolles	Art Director
Ramsey Mellette	Storyboard Artist
Hui Hong	Art Department - Art Intern
John Kalning	Art Department - Art Intern
Andrei Diakov	Art Department - Art Intern
Jacob Gitzis	Art Department - Art Intern
Casting	Credit
Barbara Harris	Voice Casting
Valerie McCaffrey	Casting Director
Greg Corbin	Casting Assistant
Kristen Paladino	Extras Casting
Craft Services	Credit
William Jones	Craft Service
Film Camera	Credit
Zac Stanford	Colorist - HD Colorist
Andrew Parke	Director of Photography
Barry Minnerly	Video - HD Engineer
Ian Woolston-Smith	Steadicam Operator
Hirod Takakoa	Camera
Rick Giles	Photography - Still Photographer
April Lanci	Camera Assistant - B Camera 1st Assistant
Pierrot Colonna	Assistant Camera
Kurt Brabee	Cinematographer
Jessica Miglio	Photography - Still Photographer
Ian Woolston-Smith	Camera
Bruce Hall	Assistant Camera
Steven Robinson	Video - HD Engineer
Tammy Rhee	Assistant Camera
Cliff Hsui	Assistant Camera
Film Sales Financing	Credit
ContentFilm	Film Financier
Legal	Credit
Benjamin C. Feldman	Legal Counsel
Marc L Beigelman	Legal Counsel
Music	Credit
Wayne Joness	Music Editor
Morris Albert	Song
The Isley Brothers	Song Performer
Brian Arbuckle	Music Engineer - Additional Engineer
Jonathan Kesselman	Lyrics
Beth Kesselman-Elliott	Music Contractor
Michael Vail Blum	Music - Recorded by
Bashir Salahuddin	Vocals - Theme Song Vocal
Michael Cohen	Orchestrations
Andy Hill	Music Supervisor
Michael Cohen	Original Music
Michael Cohen	Music
Ariel Lipovetzky	Music Engineer - Engineering Assistance
Adam Goldberg	Lyrics
Sly & The Family Stone	Song Performer
Louis Felia-Mario Gaste	Song
Curtis Mayfield	Song Performer
Adam Goldberg	Music
Marvin Gaye	Song Performer
Jean Knight	Song Performer
Juan Pinto	Song Performer
The Chambers Brothers	Song Performer
Raunfate	Song Performer
Physical Effects	Credit
Manny Siverio	Stunt Coordinator
Cory Hessler	Stunt Double
Samuel Brullo	Stunts - Stunt Elf No 1
Jeff Ward	Stunt Coordinator
Kristopher Medina	Stunts - Stunt Elf No 2
Victor Arcolea	Stunts - Stunt Elf No 3
Joseph Barry	Stunts - "Stunt" Stunt Elf
Production Management	Credit
Urs Hirschbiegel	Assistant Director
Joe Humeres	Location Manager
Yurgi Ganter	Unit Production Manager
Moe Bardach	Production Supervisor
Anne-Gaelle Picart	Assistant Production Coordinator - Assistant Production Office Coordinator
Susan Parsons	Script Supervisor
Douglas Salkin	Post-Production Supervisor
Michele Proyect	Production Coordinator - Production Office Coordinator
Courtney Wilder	Assistant Location Manager
Stephen Lehman	Location Scout - Scout
Maxwell Barrett	Location Scout - Scout
Dan Elefante	Assistant Director
Bruce Wayne Gillies	Unit Production Manager
Massoumeh Emami	Script Supervisor
David Ray	Assistant Director
Mimi Gillies	Assistant Director
Publicity	Credit
Jessica Haines	Unit Publicist
Public Relations	Credit
Jeremy Walker & Associates	Publicity Unit Publicity
Publishing	Credit
Associated Production Music	Publisher
Sound	Credit
David Davenport	ADR Mixer
Paul Stanley	Post-Production Sound - Sound Post Production Coordinator
Shawn Kenelly	Foley Mixer
Sean Rowe	Foley Artist
Reuben Simon	Foley Editor
Jussi Tegelman	Sound Effects Editor
Theresa Radka	Sound Mixer
Jeffrey Todd Fischer	Sound Dubbing - Loop Group
Lou Kleinman	Supervising Sound Editor
Patrick Giraudi	Rerecording Mixer
Seth Granger	Boom Operator
Lisa Hannan	Sound Effects Editor
Doug Andorka	Rerecording Mixer
David Arnott	Sound Dubbing - Loop Group
Joan Rowe	Foley Artist
Tracy Metro	Sound Dubbing - Loop Group
Paige Nan Pollack	Sound Dubbing - Loop Group
Joel Swetow	Sound Dubbing - Loop Group
Visual Effects	Credit
Mark Tamny	2-D Artist
S D Katz	Visual Effects Supervisor
Stacey Mellus	Graphic Designer - Graphics Design
Russell Johnson	Visual Effects Producer
Drew Jiritano	Special Effects Supervisor
Katie Burns	Titles - End Titles
Jimm Aupperle	Visual Effects - Lighting Director
W L Arance	CGI Artist - Modeling Artist
W L Arance	CGI Artist - Texture Artist
Doug Beswick	Visual Effects Supervisor
Kevin Struckman	Visual Effects Supervisor - 2D Supervisor
Bryan J Blevins	Visual Effects Supervisor - 3D Supervisor
Wardrobe Hair Makeup	Credit
Loretta Alston	Hair
Persefone Karakosta	Makeup
Deborah Scott	Wardrobe
Eden Miller	Wardrobe Supervisor
Amy Clark	Wardrobe Department Intern - Designer Assistant
Angelique Everett	Makeup Assistant
Alysia Raycraft	Costume Designer
Michelle Phillips	Costume Designer
Rie Ono	Wardrobe Department Intern - Wardrobe Intern
Shelly Johnson	Wardrobe - Wardrobe Production Assistant
Laura Steinman	Wardrobe Supervisor
Dana Elder	Makeup
Theodora Katsoulogiannakis	Hair
Kairo Carter	Wardrobe Department Intern - Wardrobe Intern
Kieverett Garner	Hair
Marilyn Cush	Hair
Zulema Griffin	Wardrobe Department Intern - Wardrobe Intern
T'rah Veal	Hair

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