The Real Blonde (1998)

Are you the No. 1 fan of The Real Blonde? Create your own Fan Site on Hollywood.com. Click here!

R | 1 hr 45 mins | Comedy, Romance, Romantic comedy | Released: 2/27/1998 |Box Office Total: $0.3M

Hollywood.com Says

User Ratings Average

MRQE Metric

Write a Review

Rate this Movie

	Showtimes & Tickets

	Trailers & Clips

	Photos

	Review

	Cast Interviews

	Premiere Video

	Official Site

	Fan Sites

	Forums

	Get a Poster at

Recommend (0)

Synopsis:

Joe and Mary, a pair of live-in lovers, have reached an impasse in their long-term relationship. Joe is an aspiring actor who earns a meager income as a waiter for a catering company while Mary is a successful make-up artist on high-fashion photo shoots. Mary wants to stop supporting Joe; however, Joe is obsessed with becoming a "real" actor. Joe's fellow actor/waiter Bob is totally obsessed with something else: the need to find a "real blonde," a natural golden girl who doesn't get her beauty from a bottle. Bob's pursuit leads him to his soap opera co-star Kelly, to supermodel Sahara, both of whom dye their hair. Meanwhile, Mary is trying to work through her frustrations with her psychiatrist Dr Leuter, who sends her to a self-defense class taught by Doug. Joe has recently sacrificed his integrity to get a gig as an extra in a Madonna video and is soon led into temptation by Tina, a professional Madonna body double and possible "real blonde" who constantly crosses his path.

Comments

Name: *
Displayed next to your comments.

E-mail: *
Not displayed publicly.

Post as a guest

Add a Comment (Max 1000 characters): *

Post this comment to Facebook too

*Indicates Mandatory

Full Cast & Crew

Theatrical Release
2/27/1998

Director	Credit
Tom DiCillo	Director
Cast	Credit
Matthew Modine	Joe
Catherine Keener	Mary
Daryl Hannah	Kelly
Maxwell Caulfield	Bob
Elizabeth Berkley	Tina
Marlo Thomas	Blair
Bridgette Wilson	Sahara
Buck Henry	Dr Leuter
Christopher Lloyd	Ernst
Kathleen Turner	Dee Dee Taylor
Denis Leary	Doug
Beatrice Winde	Wilma
Schecter Lee	Chang
John Tormey	Harassing Man
Wayne Parent	Blair's Assistant
Peter Rex	Biker Boy Pete
Kendall Knights	Biker Boy Ken
Daniela Olivieri	Kiki
Bronson Picket	Rubio
Arturo Fresolone	Javier
Ray Trail	Dirty Old Man
Joe D'Angerio	Porno Clerk
Kedar Brown	Playful Waiter
David Thornton	Alex
Alexandra Wentworth	Raina
Sheila Hewlett	Waitress in Restaurant
Timm Zemanek	Man in Restaurant
Joan Heney	Wife in Restaurant
Jonathan Wilson	Young Man in Restaurant
Deborah Swanson	Young Woman in Restaurant
Moynan King	Biker Chick
Gloria Slade	Biker Chick
Kathryn Haggis	Biker Chick
Dawn Roach	Biker Chick
Debra McGrath	Cis
Tony Hendra	Soap Director
Jim Fyfe	Roy
Sean Orr	Stagehand
Tom Harvey	Whipped Cream Man
Nahanni Johnstone	Young Woman
Alex Appel	Sheila
Djanet Sears	Chantal
Steve Buscemi	Nick
Dave Chappelle	Zee
Landy Cannon	Beach Boy
Katie Griffin	Empty V Interviewer
Brian Frank	Chet
Vincent Laresca	Trey
Missy Yager	Lisa
Karen Woolridge	Nadia
Peter Keleghan	Successful Actor
Daniel von Bargen	Devon
Colin Mochrie	Renny
Production Credits	Credit
Joni Sighvatsson	Executive Producer
Meredith Zamsky	Co-Producer
Marcus Viscidi	Producer
Tom Rosenberg	Producer
Ted Tannebaum	Executive Producer
Terry A McKay	Executive Producer
Production Companies	Credit
Lemon Sky Productions	Production Company
Lakeshore Records	Production Company
Distribution Companies	Credit
Paramount Studios Home Video	Domestic Video Distributor
Haskolabio	Theatrical Distributor
UIP The Film Consortium	Foreign Theatrical Distributor
Paramount Pictures	Domestic Theatrical Distributor
Metrodome Distribution Ltd	Foreign Theatrical Distributor
Diaphana Distribution	Foreign Theatrical Distributor
Locations
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
New York City, New York, USA
Writer	Credit
Tom DiCillo	Screenplay
Accounting	Credit
Jill Santi	Production Auditor - assistant auditor
Siobhan Rowand	Auditor - Toronto auditor
Beth Zagrany	Auditor - New York auditor
Animal Training Handling	Credit
Richard Parker	Animal Trainer
Art Department	Credit
Matthew Lammerick	Scenic Artist - lead scenic artist
James Crouch	Art Department Coordinator
Nigel Churcher	Assistant Art Director
Richard Ferbrache	Set Dresser
Christopher A Nowak	Production Designer
Gordon Sim	Set Decorator
Paul Austerberry	Art Director
Marlene Rain	Set Decorator
Harry Pavelson	Scenic Artist - assistant scenic artist
Chris Pellegrini	Set Dresser
Hank Liebeskind	Set Dresser
John Wolanczyk	Scenic Artist
Diane Lederman	Set Decorator
Rena DeAngelo	Set Dresser
Liz Schlitten	Set Dresser
Joe Taglairino	Set Dresser
Casting	Credit
Avy Kaufman	Casting
Donna Dupere-Taylor	Extras Casting
Julie Lichter	Casting Associate - casting assistant
Diane Kerbel	Casting
Byron Crystal	Extras Casting
Craft Services	Credit
Andre Amarantinis	Craft Service
Film Camera	Credit
Ken Withers	Camera Operator
Frank Prinzi	Director of Photography
Bob Hicks	Lighting - assistant chief lighting technician
Leonard Mitalas	Camera Trainee
Kint Quon	Photography - fashion photographer
Videodrome Inc	Video - porno video and toys supplier
Richard Corman	Photography - fashion photographer
Chris Hayes	Camera Operator - camera operator and 2nd unit director of photography (2nd Unit)
Douglas W Shannon	Lighting - assistant chief lighting technician
Chris Alexander	Photography - assistant photographer
Jeremy Tabarrok	Photography - assistant photographer
George Kraychyk	Photography - still photographer
Alan Wolfe	Photography - assistant photographer
Sean Strong	Photography - assistant photographer
Casey Bailey	Photography - still photographer
Film Sales Financing	Credit
Lakeshore International	Foreign Distribution Sales
Music	Credit
Robin Urdang	Music Supervisor
Jim Farmer	Music
Patrick Mullins	Music Editor
David Lopato	Music Performer - piano
Crispin Cioe	Music Arranger
Chou Lan Ping	Song
Tsai Ching	Song Performer
Chuang Nu	Song
Fluke	Song Performer
Crispin Cioe	Music - saxophone
Jim Saporito	Music Performer - percussion
Greg Cohen	Music - bass
Jon Fugler	Song - songs
Salzburg Symphony No 1	Music Performer
Yello	Song Performer
LaBouche	Song Performer
Michael Bryant	Song - songs
Denny McDermott	Music - drums
Marc Ribot	Music - guitar
Michael Tournier	Song - songs
Joey Altruda and His Cocktails Crew	Song Performer
Hooverphonic	Song
The Fireballs	Song Performer
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart	Music
Alex Callier	Song
Kool Moe Dee	Song Performer
Love And Rockets	Song Performer
Raymond Geerts	Song
Boris Blank	Song
Madonna	Song Performer
Wayne Shorter	Song Performer
Dieter Meier	Song
Gerd Amir Saraf	Song
Space	Song Performer
Apollo Four Forty	Song Performer
Melanie Thornton	Song
Lane McCray	Song
Adrian Thaws (Tricky)	Song Performer
Jeff and Joan Neal	Song Performer
Joey Altruda	Song
George Tomasco	Song
Norman Petty	Song
Mohanndas DeWese	Song
Edward T Riley	Song
Daniel Ash	Song
David J Haskins	Song
Kevin Haskins	Song
John Mercer	Song
Henry Mancini	Song
Madonna	Song
Patrick Leonard	Song
Wayne Shorter	Song
Thomas Scott	Song
James Edwards	Song
Francis Griffiths	Song
Andrew Parle	Song
Noko	Song
Adrian Thaws	Song
Jeff Beal	Song
Physical Effects	Credit
Jamie Jones	Stunt Coordinator
George Aguilar	Stunt Coordinator
Production Management	Credit
Kathryn Daw	Assistant Production Coordinator
Matthew Chilsen	Location Assistant
Maggie Craig	Script Supervisor
Michael Blecher	Assistant Location Manager
Armand Leo	Unit Production Manager
Mary Pantelidis	Production Coordinator
Jim Powers	Location Manager
Bruce Speyer	Assistant Director
Diana D Schmidt	Production Supervisor
Dan Projansky	Location Manager
Marek Posival	Assistant Director
Mark McFadden	Assistant Location Manager
John Daschbach	Production Coordinator
Suzanne Katz	Assistant Production Coordinator
David MacDonald	Assistant Director
Matthew Whitcher	Assistant Location Manager
Roman Buchok	Assistant Director
Justine Whelan	Assistant Director
Jeffrey Lazar	Assistant Director
Susan Labunski-Saxe	Assistant Director
Linda Perkins	Assistant Director - 2nd assistant director
Sound	Credit
William Sweeney	Foley Editor
Dominic Tavella	Rerecording - re-recording mixer
Lee Michael Searles	Post-Production Sound - synching services
Brian Vancho	Foley Artist
Paul P Soucek	Sound Effects Editor
Colin F Jones	Boom Operator
Mick Gormaley	Assistant Sound Editor
Tom Mather	Sound Mixer
George A Lara	Foley - foley engineer
Hal Levinsohn	ADR Editor
Eliza Paley	Sound Editor
Mathew Price	Sound Mixer
Bruce Kitzmeyer	Foley Editor
Michael W Mitchell	Sound Effects Editor
Patty Brolsma	Boom Operator
John Werner	Assistant Sound Editor
Visual Effects	Credit
Michael Ventresco	Titles - title design
Jennifer Cossetto	Titles - title design
Wardrobe Hair Makeup	Credit
Lori Hicks	Makeup Artist - key makeup artist
Joan Kaufman	Assistant Costume Designer
Bill Fletcher	Wig Supplier - wig designer
Gerri Gillan	Wardrobe Assistant
Loreen Lightfoot	Wardrobe - seamstress
Marcia Scott	Wardrobe Supervisor
Marie-Ange Ripka	Hair Stylist - key hairstylist
Jennifer von Mayrhauser	Costume Designer
Delphine White	Costume Designer - associate costume designer
Kristen Schylinski	Wardrobe Assistant
Jenna Krempel	Wardrobe Supervisor
Beverly Carr	Makeup Artist
Daryl Stone	Wardrobe Assistant

•To suggest updates to this information, click here