By Kit Bowen
Story
The thing is, back in 1959 when the first
Shaggy Dog came out, it
was original. Disney favorite
Tommy Kirk played a teenager who, stricken by an ancient curse, would turn into a sheep dog and back again at the drop of a hat.
Fred MacMurray played his bewildered dad. It was pretty simple. But in this modernized redo, the premise is just too manufactured to be believed. It involves Deputy D.A. Dave Douglas (
Tim Allen), a workaholic who abandons his loving family every chance he gets. In his latest legal case, he represents a big pharmaceutical company, run by the dastardly evil Marcus Kozak (
Robert Downey Jr.), who secretly conducts illegal animal testing. Dave believes his client is innocent, until he is accidentally infected by a Tibetan sheep dog--who could hold the secret to internal youth--and morphs into a stick-chasin’, butt-sniffin’ mutt. Now, everything he thought he knew about himself and his family changes. You think?
Acting
Tim, Tim, Tim, what are you doing? OK, so we accept the fact
Allen is the king of inane comedies (
The Santa Clause,
Christmas with the Kranks) and these movies, despite being critically slammed, have been moderately successful at the box office. But at some point, the actor must draw the line--and that point should have been
before he said yes to remaking
The Shaggy Dog. Yes, of course, he’d do an admirable job slowly turning into a dog, scratching behind his ears, chasing a cat, eating his cereal face first. It’s a given. Still, to see him degrade himself in such a way is just painful. What’s even worst is fact
Downey Jr. decided to join the insanity. Did he really need the paycheck? The only laugh out loud moment, at least for me, is when
Allen and
Downey Jr. growl at each other--and the fact you now know
Downey Jr. gets the dog bug, too, isn’t going to change your opinion in any way.
Direction
Poor
Shaggy Dog director
Brian Robbins (
The Perfect Score); it’s not his fault he got saddled with such a lame production. It’s obvious Disney lives in the past, wishing for the glory days when their ‘60s and ‘70s live-action movies were all that and a bag of chips. Do they really believe remaking every single one of those dated classics is going to bring in just as much box office dough? I guess it’s the
The Parent Trap and
Freaky Friday redos that are too blame. They both worked, probably due to
Lindsay Lohan’s presence more than anything else. But she couldn’t make
Herbie: Fully Loaded work. Neither could
Robin Williams in
Flubber, a remake of
The Absent-Minded Professor, or
Christina Ricci in
That Darn Cat. I can’t wait for them to attempt
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes or
The Boatniks. Aside from maybe appealing to a few grade schoolers or an odd PETA representative or two,
The Shaggy Dog should have just gone straight to DVD.