Gary Rosen and Greg Pritikin wrote, directed and co-star in this indie comedy. Nerdy Chicago bookstore clerk Wiley (Rosen) studies both gay and straight porn in an effort to make a decision about his life, while his pal Johnny (Pritikin), a rock-star wannabe who works in a record store, has a live-in girlfriend, veterinary student Anne (Jackie Katzman). Wiley claims to be jealous of Johnny and Anne, but the couple considers Wiley to be homosexual. To settle the matter, Johnny makes himself available in order to "help," but obviously, the situation can only get more twisted. Rosen approaches the role with full-blown Woody Allen stylistics. Shown at the 1998 San Francisco Lesbian & Gay Film Festival.