The Love Guru (2008)



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Synopsis:
Guru Pitka was once an ordinary American child, until his family left him at the gates of an Indian ashram to be raised by the exhaulted Guru Tugginmypuddha. Growing up in the small fishing village of Harenmahkeester, Pitka was schooled in the inner secrets of spiritual attainment along with his friend and sole rival, Deepak Chopra. But now, Chopra is a massive celebrity in America, and Pitka is still playing second-fiddle without even an “Oprah” episode on his resume. Determined to share his unending insights into the nature of life and get famous to boot, Pitka responds to a fateful call for help from Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. It seems her star player, Darren Roanoke has gone overnight from being a big hero to a big zero-scorer because his wife, Prudence, left him and is now dating the L.A. Kings’ legendary goalie, Jacques “Le Coq” Grande. Pitka’s new quest--to restore loving bliss between Darren and Prudence and attain the celestial heights of the Stanley Cup--will challenge everything he thought he knew about the inner workings of truth, love, happiness and hockey.

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Full Cast & Crew

Theatrical Release
6/20/2008
Studio Credit
Paramount Pictures Studio
Director Credit
Marco Schnabel Director
Cast Credit
Mike Myers Guru Pitka/Young Pitka/Teenage Pitka/Himself
Jessica Alba Jane Bullard
Romany Malco Darren Roanoke
Verne Troyer Coach Punch Cherkov
Justin Timberlake Jacques Grande
Ben Kingsley Guru Tugginmypuddha
Meagan Good Prudence Roanoke
John Oliver Dick Pants
Jim Gaffigan Trent Lueders
Omid Djalili Guru Satchabigknoba
Stephen Colbert Jay Kell
Deepak Chopra Himself
Telma Hopkins Lillian Roanoke
Manu Narayan Rajneesh
Jessica Simpson Herself
Kanye West Himself
Rob Blake Himself
Daniel Tosh Cowboy Hat
Ron Huebel Frat Guy
Rob Cohen Nerd
Rob Gfroerer Sickly Nerd
Linda Kash Female Reporter
Bob Bainborough Assistant Coach
Gautama Chopra Deepak Early 20s
Suresh John Indian Man
Trevor Heins Young Pitka
Jaan Padda Young Deepak
Sean Cullen Referee
Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang Angry Fan
Matt Baram EMTs
Boyd Banks EMTs
Samantha Bee Cinnabon Cashier
Garry Robbins Biker
Peter Schoelier Uncle Jack
Ben Gans Goal Post Judge
Taylor Flook 11 Year Old Girl
Alexia Filippeos 11Year Old Girl
Shakti Kupil Sanjay
Graham Gordy DJ
Jahlani Bishop Children's Church Choir Member
Donna Ellis Children's Church Choir Member
Carlisa Lewis Children's Church Choir Member
Nathaniel Robinson Children's Church Choir Member
Tierra McRae-Spence Children's Church Choir Member
Raemiah Dorrington Children's Church Choir Member
Tyra Jones-Hurst Children's Church Choir Member
Nadine Muir Children's Church Choir Member
Jahmal Daniel Children's Church Choir Member
Jazmine Jeffrey Children's Church Choir Member
Elyssa Marshall Children's Church Choir Member
Adisa Liburd Children's Church Choir Member
Kadesha Webb Children's Church Choir Member
Knikole Frans Children's Church Choir Member
Alpha Kayondo Children's Church Choir Member
Larissa Abrams-Ogg Children's Church Choir Member
Zachary Jones-Hurst Children's Church Choir Member
Helen Semmunigus Children's Church Choir Member
Danielle Johnson Children's Church Choir Member
Jamila Mason Children's Church Choir Member
Daniel Skeete Children's Church Choir Member
Clarice Gillard Children's Church Choir Member
Ashton Williams Children's Church Choir Member
Sabrina Morris Children's Church Choir Member
Tracey Soman Children's Church Choir Member
Zoia Davis Children's Church Choir Member
Madhumita Sen Group Dance Member
Dani Jazzar Group Dance Member
Sachin Bhatt Group Dance Member
Sharat Chawla Group Dance Member
Nazneen Irani Group Dance Member
Krystal Garib Group Dance Member
Frank Bishun Group Dance Member
Prosenjit Kundu Group Dance Member
Namita Kapoor Group Dance Member
Hetal Patel Group Dance Member
Uppekha Jain Group Dance Member
Karun Pathak Group Dance Member
Robert Halley Group Dance Member
Shereen Ladha Group Dance Member
Sharona D'ornellas Group Dance Member
Production Credits Credit
Donald J Lee Jr Executive Producer
Mike Myers Producer
Graham Gordy Associate Producer
Josh Bratman Co-Producer
Michael de Luca Producer
Gary Barber Executive Producer
Sean Gannet Associate Producer
Roger Birnbaum Executive Producer
Production Companies Credit
Michael De Luca Productions Production Company
Gratitude International Production Company
Spyglass Entertainment Group Production Company
Nomoneyfun Films Production Company
Distribution Companies Credit
Paramount Home Entertainment Domestic Video Distributor
FS Film Oy Foreign Theatrical Distributor
Paramount Pictures Domestic Theatrical Distributor
United International Pictures (UIP) Foreign Theatrical Distributor
Universal Pictures International (UPI) Foreign Theatrical Distributor
Locations  
Toronto, Ontario, Canada  
Writer Credit
Mike Myers Screenplay
Graham Gordy Screenplay
Accounting Credit
Michael Vasquez Assistant Accountant
Anja Sobkowska Accountant - Accounting Clerk
Ramona Diaz-Sanchez Production Accountant
Pauline K Quong Assistant Accountant
Jesse Rupert Accountant - Payroll Accountant
Keith Kanhai Assistant Accountant
Maggie Kusik Assistant Accountant
Denise Mora Assistant Accountant
Animal Training Handling Credit
Richard Parker Animal Wrangler
Charlie Gray Animal Wrangler - Elephant Wrangler
Art Department Credit
Gabriel Hardman Storyboard Artist
David G Fremlin Art Director
Elis Lam Assistant Art Director
Matthew Lammerich Scenic Artist - Chief Scenic Artist
Gordon Sim Set Decorator
Keith Sly Lead Person
Miroslaw Dziwik Painter - Chief Painter
Jonathan Cuthbert (JC) Art Department - Art Department Researcher
Charles Wood Production Designer
Tucker Doherty Set Designer
Sanford Kong Illustrator - Concept Illustrator
Dennis Davenport Art Director
Joel Venti Storyboard Artist
Ken Samaroo Painter - On Set Painter
Gordon Peterson Assistant Art Director
Erin Leslie Scenic Artist
Marlene Rain Set Decorator - Set Decorator Buyer
Chris Deeley Lead Person
Odetta Stoddard Set Decorator - Set Decorator Buyer
Grant Van Der Slagt Assistant Art Director
Jason Graham Assistant Art Director
Abbie Weinberg Assistant Art Director
Doug Slater Assistant Art Director
Meaghan Lynch Assistant Art Director
Casting Credit
Julie Schubert Casting Associate
Kathleen Chopin Casting
Robin D Cook Casting (Canada)
Millie Tom Casting Associate (Canada)
Film Camera Credit
Ben Lichty Loader - Film Loader
Peter Deming Director of Photography
Mark Willis Camera Operator
Scott Gregory Colorist - Digital Film Colorist
Gerard Sava Steadicam Operator
Claran Copelin Photography - 1st Assistant Photographer
Brendan Bresnahan Video Assist/Playback - Video Assist
Stephen Andrich Director of Photography
Zena Bielewicz Photography - 2nd Assistant Photographer
Mir Toofan Afdasta Video Assist/Playback - Video Assist
Roger Finlay Camera Operator
Paul Hughen Director of Photography (2nd Unit)
John Harper Photography - 1st Assistant Photographer
Ari Magder Photography - 2nd Assistant Photographer
George Kraychyk Photography - Still Photographer
Cam North Photography - Assistant Photographer
Film Sales Financing Credit
Goldcrest Pictures Film Financier Funding
Music Credit
Paul Myers Vocals - Background Vocalist
George S. Clinton Orchestrations
Greg Dennen Music - Music Recordist
Mike Flicker Music Editor
Kevin Houlihan ('Kat') Music Coordinator
Malcolm Kirby Song
John Houlihan Music Supervisor
James H Martin Song Performer
Malcolm Kirby Song Performer
James H Martin Song
Larry Mah Music - Pro Tools Operator
Jamie Lowry Music Editor
George S. Clinton Orchestrations - Orchestration Conductor
Matt Friedman Music Editor
Danny Saber Music Music Programming
Charles Olins Song Performer
Suzie Katayama Orchestrations
Jimmy Kaleth Song
Jimmy Kaleth Song Performer
Mick Gormaley Music Editor
Rick Giovinazzo Orchestrations
Charles Olins Song
Bob Mitchell Song
Bob Mitchell Song Performer
Gina Zimmitti Orchestrations - Orchestra Contractor
Jez Pike Song
Jez Pike Song Performer
Jeremy Sweet Song Performer
Dolores Claman Song
Marc Ferrari Song
Michael Andrew Worth Song Performer
DeYon Dobson, Song Performer
Jeremy Sweet Song
Jeff Freeman Song Performer
Michael Andrew Worth Song
Andrew Mendelson Song Performer
DeYon Dobson, Song
Mike Myers Song Performer
Jeff Freeman Song
Andrew Mendelson Song
Guru Pitka's Ashram Band Song Performer
The Electric Company Band Song Performer
Dolly Parton Song
Mike Myers Song
Syd Dale Song Performer
Mike Post Song Performer
Mustafa Bhagat Song
Lata Mangeshkar Song Performer
David Freeman Song
Joe Raposo Song
Mohammed Rafi Song Performer
Sydney Dale Song
Prosad Song Performer
Jimmy From Detroit Song Performer
Mike Post Song
Steve Jeffries Song Performer
Kalyandji-Anandji Song
Loosely Tight Song Performer
Anand Bakshi Song
Hasrat Jaipuri Song
Celine Dion Song Performer
Blur Song Performer
Prosad Song
James William Henterly Song
Daniel Lenz Song Performer
Patrick Neal Mezza Song
Basko Song Performer
Queen Song Performer
Steve Jeffries Song
Telma Hopkins Song Performer
Dennis Livingston Song
Toronto Children's Concert Choir Song Performer
Diane Warren Song
Mitch Kashmar Song Performer
Damon Albarn Song
Gary Myrick Song Performer
Graham Coxon Song
Alex James Song
The Mckendrees Song Performer
David Rowntree Song
Manu Narayan Song Performer
Robbie Nevil Song Performer
Daniel Lenz Song
Robert Lee Miller Song
Cornershop Song Performer
Chris Isaak Song Performer
Freddie Mercury Song
Orville Heyn Song
Mitch Kashmar Song
Gary Myrick Song
Earl Scruggs Song
Gary F Cherone Song
Mark Holding Song
Robert Nevil Song
Duncan Pain Song
Tom Kelley Song
Billy Steinberg Song
Tejinder Nurpuri Singh Song
Randall C Thornton Song
Arden Hofheins Song
Tammy Cardon Song
Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky Song
Trevor Rabin Song
Francis Scott Key Song
Chris Isaak Song
Steve Miller Song
Memphis Curtis Song
Ahmet Ertegun Song
Nuno Bettencourt Song
Physical Effects Credit
Leonard Thomas Stunt Double - Hockey Double
Jamie Jones Stunt Coordinator
Ron Stefaniuk Puppeteer
Kelly Jones Stunts
Frank Meschkuleit Puppeteer
Dami Amurawiye Stunt Double - Hockey Double
Allan Redford Stunts
Doug Coleman Stunt Coordinator
Abbah Copeland Stunt Double - Hockey Double
Neil Davison Stunts
Allen Keng Stunts
Cotton Mather Stunts
Ed Queffelec Stunts
Dana Jones Stunts
Daryl Patchett Stunts
Chris Maddison Stunts
Chris Mark Stunts
Joe La Loggia Stunts
Tom Farr Stunts
Guy Bews Stunts
Brayden Jones Stunts
Mathieu Ledoux Stunts
Jeffery Ong Stunts
Paul Rutledge Stunts
Bryan Renfro Stunts
Peter Yan Stunts
james sharp Stunts
Pazz Neglia Stunts
Morgan Smietana Stunts
Paul Clatney Stunts
Steve Shackelton Stunts
Matt Birman Stunts
Stephane Julien Stunts
Steve Lucescu Stunts
Louis Paquette Stunts
Cheryl Quiacos Stunts
Taryn Dakha Stunts
Rick Parker Stunts
Jason Gosbee Stunts
Roshan Amendra Stunts
Steve Bewley Stunts
Production Management Credit
Stuart MacPhee Post-Production Supervisor
Eleanor Mendes Assistant Production Coordinator
Fred Kamping Location Manager
Marie-Claude Harnois Production Coordinator
Jeffrey Pong Assistant Location Manager
Jordana Lieberman Production Supervisor
Samantha Armstrong Script Supervisor
Jeff Authors ('JJ') Assistant Director
Donald J Lee Jr Unit Production Manager
James Powers Production Manager
Chris Farrow Post-Production Coordinator
Margaret Tanod Script Supervisor
Lisa Perone Assistant Production Coordinator
Mark McFadden Assistant Location Manager
Tim Owen Location Manager
Nadia Paine Production Supervisor
Penny Charter Assistant Director
Ramona Diaz-Sanchez Production Supervisor
Jim Nickas Assistant Director (New York)
Coralie Brady Assistant Location Manager
Maggie Murphy Assistant Director (New York)
Tyler Delben Assistant Director
Siluck Saysanasy Assistant Director - 3rd Assistant Director
Kathryn Hughes Assistant Director - Trainee Assistant Director
Alan Goluboff Assistant Director
Jack Boem Assistant Director
Publicity Credit
Sheryl Main Unit Publicist
Sound Credit
Randy Singer Foley Mixer
Walter Spencer ADR/Dialogue Editor - Dialogue Editor
Markus Wade Boom Operator
Robin Harlan Foley Artist
Nils C Jensen Sound Effects Editor
David Bach ADR Supervisor - Dialogue/ADR Supervisor
Tim Chau Rerecording Mixer
Tim Chau Sound Editor
Tim Chau Sound Designer
Michelle Marshall ADR - Oprah Winfrey Voice Double
David Bruce Carwardine Sound Mixer
Clayton Weber Assistant Sound Editor
Bob Behr Foley - Foley Supervisor
Bruce Cawardine Sound
Gavin Coford Boom Operator
John Hurlbut ('Wheels') Sound - Pro Tools Playback Operator
david kern Sound Effects Editor
Sean Garnhart Sound Editor (New York)
Sean Garnhart Sound Mixer - Temp Mixer (New York)
Sarah Monat Foley Artist
Gregory H Watkins Rerecording Mixer
Scott A Jennings Sound Effects Editor
Timothy O LeBlanc Rerecording Mixer
Visual Effects Credit
Rob Olsen Matte Painter
Shuichi Yoshida Digital Effects
Mark Friedman Compositing Supervisor - Compositing
Stewart Pomeroy Rendering Artist - CG Rendering
David Olivares Visual Effects - Crowd Simulation TD
Sean Bittinger Software Engineer - Production Support
Christopher Dias Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
Greg Hyman Visual Effects Editor
Michael Kowalski Visual Effects Producer
Jon Hunter Graphic Artist
Danny White Special Effects - On Set Special Effects
Rob Sanderson Special Effects Coordinator
Joseph Divalerio Visual Effects Designer
Ryan Crombie Modelmaker - Modeler
Ryan Crombie Background Painter - Texture Painter
Bill Church Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
John Coats Visual Effects Supervisor - On-Set Visual Effects Supervisor
Eric Christensen Visual Effects Producer - Visual Effects Executive Producer
Tim Barraball Special Effects - On Set Special Effects
Scott Minter Compositing Supervisor - Compositing
Keith Sellers Visual Effects - Crowd Simulation TD
Anna Ivanova Modelmaker - Modeler
Anna Ivanova Background Painter - Texture Painter
Ryan Smith Software Engineer - Production Support
Everette Webber Visual Effects Editor - Digital Intermediate Editor
Sean Kennedy Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Allan Magled Visual Effects Supervisor
Erwin Lievre Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
Bill Dunphy Visual Effects - Effects
Rene Tougeron Visual Effects Producer - Visual Effects Executive Producer
Nicholas Cerniglia Visual Effects Supervisor
Ciaran O'Connor Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
Anne Graham Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Jim Maxwell Modelmaker - Modeler
Jim Maxwell Background Painter - Texture Painter
Tomas Hartl Special Effects - On Set Special Effects
Edson Williams Visual Effects Supervisor
Fiona Macpherson Special Effects - On Set Special Effects
Johannes Gamble Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Christal Christensen Visual Effects Producer - Producer
Shyam Gurumoorthy Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
hailey moore Modelmaker - Modeler
hailey moore Background Painter - Texture Painter
derick loo Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
Liz Crawford Visual Effects Producer - Producer
Terry Doyle Special Effects - On Set Special Effects
Eddie Pasquarello Visual Effects Supervisor
Greg Paddock Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Warren Douglas Modelmaker - Modeler
Warren Douglas Background Painter - Texture Painter
Thomas Nittmann Visual Effects Producer
John Macgillivary Special Effects - On Set Special Effects
Seong Tae Park Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
Ilan Leizerovich Modelmaker - Modeler
Ilan Leizerovich Background Painter - Texture Painter
Lance Davis Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Filip Kicev Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
Bahador Mehrpouya Modelmaker - Modeler
Bahador Mehrpouya Background Painter - Texture Painter
ryan zuttermeister Visual Effects Producer
Steve Koch Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Gord Hudson Special Effects - On Set Special Effects
Lisa Todd Visual Effects Producer
Doron Man Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
Frankie Stellato Modelmaker - Modeler
Frankie Stellato Background Painter - Texture Painter
Cha Min Hyun Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Jeremy Thornhill Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
Luke De Souza Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Vasisht Ramachandran Modelmaker - Modeler
Vasisht Ramachandran Background Painter - Texture Painter
Lewis Kofsky Visual Effects Producer
Somboon Souannhaphanh Rotoscope Animator - Match Mover/Rotoscope Artist
toshiko miura Digital Effects Artist - Digiral Compositor
Marci Ichimura Visual Effects Producer
Martin Hesselink Modelmaker - Modeler
Martin Hesselink Background Painter - Texture Painter
Esther Lee Visual Effects Producer - Digital Intermediate Producer
Caner Salmanli Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Paul Lemeshko Modelmaker - Modeler
Paul Lemeshko Background Painter - Texture Painter
Darshan Mehta Modelmaker - Modeler
Darshan Mehta Background Painter - Texture Painter
Mike Mombourquette Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Kenny Tam Modelmaker - Modeler
Kenny Tam Background Painter - Texture Painter
Amy Daye Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Robert Greb Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Mihaela Orzea Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Bryan Smeall Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
kai zhang Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Dave Dean Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Seth Martiniuk Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
David Rose Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Greg Winhall Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Sunny Wong Digital Effects Artist - Digital Compositor
Scott Gaynos Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Eloisa Honrada Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Juan Melgoza Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Steve Melgoza Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Steve Mihaylov Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Travis Moore Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
James Pina Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Radley Teruel Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Casey Allen Digital Effects Artist - Inferno Artist
Brian Nugent Digital Effects Artist - Inferno Artist
sean wallitsch Digital Effects Artist - Inferno Artist
Chris Ingersoll Digital Effects Artist - Inferno Artist
Benjamin Kutsko Digital Effects Artist - Inferno Artist
Trent Claus Digital Effects Artist - Inferno Artist
Clark Parkhurst Digital Effects Artist - Compositor
Patrick Tubach Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Stephen Kennedy Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Bruce Vecchitto Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Jeff Wozniak Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Rita Zimmerman Digital Effects Artist - Digital Artist
Wardrobe Hair Makeup Credit
Leah Katznelson Assistant Costume Designer
Vashti Arthur Tailor - Cutter
Maureen Curtain Costume Supervisor - Truck Supervisor
Edward T Hanley Costumer - Hockey Costumer
Christine Hart Makeup Artist
Nathalie Gysel Costumes - Costume Buyer
Patricia Medina Hair Stylist
Ve Neill Makeup Designer - Makeup Design
Maria Belperio Seamstress Supervisor - Seamstress
Isabel De Biasio Set Costumer - Set Supervisor
Karen Patch Costume Designer
Mark De Marchi Set Costumer
Jennifer O'Halloran Hair Stylist
Tricia Sawyer Makeup Artist
Ciara Brennan Costume Supervisor
Pauline Chung Assistant Costume Designer
Carole Costello Costumer - Hockey Costumer
Sandra MacDonald Costumer
Christopher Pizzarelli Makeup Artist
Robert Ramos Hair Stylist
Trelawnie Mead Costumer
Burton LeBlanc Makeup Artist
Teresa Buccione Hair Stylist
Linda Montgomerie Hair Stylist
Pip Ayotte Makeup Artist
Divyo Putney Hair Stylist

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