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Witless Protection (2008)

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PG-13 | 1 hr 37 mins | Comedy, Crime | Released: 2/22/2008 |Box Office Total: $4.1M

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During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, sheriff Larry witnesses a beautiful, high-class woman, Madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious, black-suited men. Recognizing the opportunity to save the day, Larry “kidnaps” her, only to learn that Madeleine is actually a key witness in a high-stakes Chicago crime case and her captors are FBI agents assigned to protect her. Madeleine is furious. But Larry, who rightly suspects the agents are crooked and Madeleine is in danger, forces her on a harebrained trip to Chicago to solve the case himself. Together, the mismatched duo must grapple with angry FBI agents, quack doctors and Chicago high society.

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Full Cast & Crew

Theatrical Release
2/22/2008

Director	Credit
Charles Robert Carner	Director
Cast	Credit
Larry the Cable Guy	Deputy Larry Stalder
Ivana Milicevic	Madeleine Dimkowski
Yaphet Kotto	Alonzo Moseley
Peter Stormare	Arthur Grimsley
Joe Mantegna	Dr. Rondog "Doc" Savage
Eric Roberts	Wilford Duvall
Jenny McCarthy	Connie
Richard Bull	Sheriff Smoot
J David Moeller	Elmer
Will Clinger	Bo
Omar Kent Dykes	Gus
Reno Collier	Tater
Dan Waller	Agent Orange/MIB #1
Rick LeFevour	MIB #2
Joseph L Caballero	MIB #3
Sean Bridgers	Norm
Gerry Bednob	Omar
Claudia Michelle Wallace	TSA Woman
Emir Yonzon	TSA Supervisor
Gary Tippett	TSA Dog Handler
Jesse Dabson	TSA Expert
Jessica Orr	Vibiana
Kurt Naebig	Mark Bedell
Michael Carner	Young Boy
Gail Rastorfer	Morgana
Lynnette Gaza	Lillian Grimoire
Production Credits	Credit
Tom Busch	Executive Producer
JP Williams	Producer
Maggie Houlehan	Associate Producer
Jennifer Novak	Associate Producer
Alan C. Blomquist	Producer
Tom Ortenberg	Executive Producer
Production Companies	Credit
Parallel Entertainment	Production Company
Samwilla	Production Company
Shaler Entertainment	Production Company
Distribution Companies	Credit
Lionsgate	Domestic Theatrical Distributor
Lionsgate	Domestic Video Distributor
Locations
Chicago, Illinois, USA
Writer	Credit
Charles Robert Carner	Screenplay
Charles Robert Carner	Story By
Alan C. Blomquist	Story By
Accounting	Credit
Adrienne Swan	Assistant Accountant
Marc Federman	Production Insurance - Insurance
Tad Driscoll	Post-Production Accountant - Post Accountant
Terry Mettger	Accountant
Harold Caldwell	Accountant - Payroll
shea kammer	Post-Production Accountant - Post Accountant
Nicole Basile	Accountant - Accounting Clerk
Animal Training Handling	Credit
Samantha Martin	Animal Trainer
Corky Miller	Animal Services - Animal Coordinator
Art Department	Credit
David Tennenbaum	Art Director
Holly Todd	Set Dresser - On-Set Dresser
Lisa Wolff	Set Decorator
Mark Shields	Storyboard Artist
Joshua Zylstra	Lead Person
Eldridge Huntington Jr	Swing Gang
Jeno Dellicolli	Gang Boss
Cabot McMullen	Production Designer
Frank D Dambra	Painter - Head Painter
Stephanie Barkley	Art Department Coordinator
Anthony Joseph Fatigato	Painter
Peter Wiese	Swing Gang
Carlitos Ruiz Jr	Painter
David Simone	Painter
Casting	Credit
Zon Dumas	Casting Associate
Darlene R Hunt	Extras Casting
Debbie George	Casting
Johnnie Starks	Casting Associate
Junie Lowry-Johnson	Casting
Libby Goldstein	Casting
Rachel Komar	Casting Associate
Sharon King	Casting
Craft Services	Credit
Jason Negron	Craft Service
Paul Rathburn	Catering - Chef
Gabriel Rivera	Catering - Assistant Chef
Peggy Amoaku	Craft Service
David Mendez	Catering - Assistant Chef
Patti Jo Hogan	Craft Service - Craft Service Assistant
Film Camera	Credit
Michael Goi	Director of Photography
Adam S Hawkey	Colorist
Rivelino Carpenter	Dailies - Dailies Runner
Sam Urdank	Photography - Still Photographer
Dean M Simmon	Camera Assistant - A Camera First Assistant
Michael Stumpf	Camera Operator
Peter Morenz	Loader
James Veitch	Film Lab
Dawn Palmer	Video - Video Scheduler
Ralph Eck	Colorist - Video Colorist
Joe Carpita	Camera Assistant - A Camera Second Assistant
Michael Kohnhorst	Camera Operator
Gilbert De La Garza	Film Lab - Scan/Record Manager
Bob Faison	Camera Assistant - B Camera First Assistant
Matt Tomaszewski	Film Lab - Video Production Manager
Jeff Tomcho	Camera Assistant - B Camera Second Assistant
Film Sales Financing	Credit
Parallel Entertainment	Film Financier
Legal	Credit
Thomas R Greenberg	Legal Counsel - Production Legal
Music	Credit
Jim Peterik	Song
Kyle Kenneth Batter	Score Mixing
Rudy Guess	Music
The Wallendas of Sound	Song Performer
Eric Allaman	Composer
Eric Allaman	Orchestrations
Junior Brown	Song Performer
Craig Stull	Music
Frank Sullivan	Song
Dennis Payne	Song
blonde from fargo	Song Performer
Gary Tharp	Music - Additional Music Mixing
Brandon Miller	Music - Music Assistant
“Radio Ready” Renard	Song Performer
Ray Rush	Song
Red Simpson	Song
Lisa Bauman Wasiak	Music - Music Clearance
Omar Kent Dykes	Song Performer
Zac Brown	Song Performer
Aram Khachaturian	Song
Antsy McClain	Song Performer
Donald Von Tress	Song
The Trailer Park Troubadours	Song Performer
Vic Mizzy	Song
Renard Beavers	Song
Rachel Sarah Senescu	Song
Omar Kent Dykes	Song
Ray Wylie Hubbard	Song
Zac Brown	Song
Wyatt Durrette	Song
John Philip Sousa	Song
George Wilson	Song
Franz Von Suppe	Song
Ludwig Van Beethoven	Song
Luigi Boccherini	Song
Fiachra Trench	Song
Ronald Bell	Song
Chad Cardiff	Song
Physical Effects	Credit
Rick LeFevour	Stunt Coordinator
Tom Lowell	Stunts
Frank P Calzavara	Stunts
Mark Harper	Stunts
Daniel Maldanado	Stunts
Linda Perlin	Stunts
Kevin Sorenson	Stunts
Tom Struthers	Stunts
Tobiasz Daszkiewicz	Stunts
Carl Paoli	Stunts
Ken Remer	Stunts
Bob Stuart	Stunts
Tom Turvey Sr	Stunts
Tom Turvey Jr	Stunts
Production Management	Credit
Jeffrey M Rose	Post-Production Supervisor
Omar McClinton	Production Coordinator
Tom Busch	Unit Production Manager
Martin L Hudson	Assistant Location Manager
Drucilla Ann Carlson	Script Supervisor
Rosa Yang Kato	Location Manager
John M Nelson	Assistant Director
Stefan Nikolov	Assistant Location Manager
Sara Nudelman	Production Coordinator
Wileen Dragovan	Unit Production Manager
Wendi Lampassi	Assistant Director
Courtney Rowe	Assistant Director
Publicity	Credit
Tony Angellotti	Publicity
natasha subova	Publicity
Sound	Credit
Scott D Smith	Sound Mixer
Lucy Sustar	Foley Mixer
Frederick Howard	Supervising Sound Editor
Mandell Winter	Sound Effects Editor
Jason Johnston	Boom Operator
Kevin Skaggs	Sound Engineer - Digital Transfer Engineer
gregg barbanell	Foley Artist
Paul Mercier	ADR - ADR Group
alan Freedman	ADR Mixer
Steve Lesieur	Assistant Sound Editor
Matt Reale	Recording Engineer - Recording Technician
Robert Getty	ADR/Dialogue Editor - Dialogue Editor
Matthew Iadarola	Rerecording Mixer
Gary Gegan	Rerecording Mixer
Dominique Tabach	Foley Artist
Beth Wernick	ADR - ADR Group
Chris Navarro	ADR Mixer
Roland N Thai	Sound Effects Editor
Arthur Farkas	Sound Effects Editor
Visual Effects	Credit
Brian Shows	Visual Effects Producer - Executive Producer
Christopher C Jones	Titles - Title Graphics
Brian Beard	CGI Artist - Conform Artist
Chris Dusendschon	Digital Effects - Digital Imaging Supervisor
Kevin Kutchaver	Visual Effects
Robert Bolanowski	Special Effects Technician
Ron Bolanowski	Special Effects Coordinator
Thomas Castronovo	Graphic Designer
Jason Adams	Visual Effects - Scan/Record Operator
Mia Lavezzi	Digital Effects - Digital Restoration
Ian Stasukevich	Visual Effects - Scan/Record Operator
Wardrobe Hair Makeup	Credit
Pamela Milone	Hair - Hair Department Head
Laura Freeman	Set Costumer
Susan Kaufmann	Costume Designer
joyce taft	Hair Stylist
Vanessa King	Costume Department - Costume Production Assistant
Alyson N Hancey	Costume Supervisor
Karen Lynn Accattato	Makeup - Makeup Department Head
Ross Martucci	Makeup
Rachel Ohman	Set Costumer
Alicja Klosek	Hair

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