The Real Blonde (1998)

Real Blonde
Type Feature Film
MPAA Rating R
Runtime 1hr 45mins.
Genres Comedy, Romance, Romantic Comedy
Keywords N/A
Status Released
US Release Date
  
Name Credit Credited as Role Id Sort Order
Delphine White Costume Designer associate costume designer 169 13000003
Jennifer von Mayrhauser Costume Designer n/a 169 13000002
Joan Kaufman Assistant Costume Designer (New York unit) 252 13000001
Marie-Ange Ripka Hair Stylist key hairstylist 120799 13000004
Lori Hicks Makeup Artist key makeup artist 120801 13000005
Loreen Lightfoot Wardrobe seamstress 120823 13000007
Beverly Carr Makeup Artist n/a 120801 13000006
Tim J Carroll Consultant Dolby stereo consultant 120784 12000001
Byron Crystal Extras Casting (New York unit) 120851 10000005
James Crouch Art Department Coordinator n/a 195 9000016
Nigel Churcher Assistant Art Director n/a 315 9000015
John Wolanczyk Scenic Artist (New York unit) 745 9000014
Avy Kaufman Casting n/a 179 10000001
Diane Kerbel Casting n/a 179 10000002
Donna Dupere-Taylor Extras Casting n/a 120851 10000004
Julie Lichter Casting Associate casting assistant 160 10000003
Gerri Gillan Wardrobe Assistant n/a 120809 13000008
Kristen Schylinski Wardrobe Assistant (New York unit) 120809 13000009
William Sweeney Foley Editor n/a 221 14000008
Brian Vancho Foley Artist n/a 223 14000007
George A. Lara Foley foley engineer 120961 14000006
Bruce Kitzmeyer Foley Editor n/a 221 14000009
Lee Michael Searles Post-Production Sound synching services 121026 14000010
Eliza Paley Sound Editor n/a 229 14000012
Dominic Tavella Rerecording re-recording mixer 120995 14000011
Patty Brolsma Boom Operator (New York unit) 215 14000005
Colin F Jones Boom Operator n/a 215 14000004
Jenna Krempel Wardrobe Supervisor (New York unit) 120908 13000012
Marcia Scott Wardrobe Supervisor n/a 120908 13000011
Daryl Stone Wardrobe Assistant (New York unit) 120809 13000010
Bill Fletcher Wig Supplier wig designer 121080 13000013
Hal Levinsohn ADR Editor n/a 220 14000001
John Werner Assistant Sound Editor n/a 222 14000003
Mick Gormaley Assistant Sound Editor n/a 222 14000002
Harry Pavelson Scenic Artist assistant scenic artist 745 9000013
Matthew Lammerick Scenic Artist lead scenic artist 745 9000012
LaBouche Song Performer ("Be My Lover") 120788 8000049
Yello Song Performer ("Jungle Bill") 120788 8000048
Fluke Song Performer ("Atom Bomb" "Reeferendrum") 120788 8000047
Joey Altruda and His Cocktails Crew Song Performer ("A Martini for Mancini") 120788 8000050
The Fireballs Song Performer ("Vaquero") 120788 8000051
Love And Rockets Song Performer ("Voo Doo Baby") 120788 8000053
Kool Moe Dee Song Performer ("No Respect") 120788 8000052
Tsai Ching Song Performer ("Marry With a Chinese Boy") 120788 8000046
Jeff Beal Song ("Anthem") 120859 8000045
James Edwards Song ("Neighborhood") 120859 8000040
Thomas Scott Song ("Neighborhood") 120859 8000039
Wayne Shorter Song n/a 120859 8000038
Francis Griffiths Song ("Neighborhood") 120859 8000041
Andrew Parle Song ("Neighborhood") 120859 8000042
Adrian "Tricky" Thaws Song ("You Don't") 120859 8000044
Noko Song ("Vanishing Point") 120859 8000043
Madonna Song Performer ("Hanky Panky") 120788 8000054
Wayne Shorter Song Performer ("Infant Eyes") 120788 8000055
Chris Pellegrini Set Dresser n/a 197 9000007
Richard Ferbrache Set Dresser n/a 197 9000006
Paul Austerberry Art Director n/a 183 9000005
Hank Liebeskind Set Dresser (New York unit) 197 9000008
Rena DeAngelo Set Dresser (New York unit) 197 9000009
Joe Taglairino Set Dresser (New York unit) 197 9000011
Liz Schlitten Set Dresser (New York unit) 197 9000010
Diane Lederman Set Decorator (New York unit) 165 9000004
Marlene Rain Set Decorator n/a 165 9000003
Apollo Four Forty Song Performer ("Vanishing Point") 120788 8000057
Space Song Performer ("Neighborhood") 120788 8000056
Adrian "Tricky" Thaws Song Performer ("You Don't") 120788 8000058
Jeff and Joan Neal Song Performer ("Anthem") 120788 8000059
Gordon Sim Set Decorator n/a 165 9000002
Christopher A Nowak Production Designer n/a 164 9000001
Paul P Soucek Sound Effects Editor n/a 327 14000013
Michael W Mitchell Sound Effects Editor n/a 327 14000014
Kathy Ciric Production Assistant n/a 275 25000005
Matthew Anas Production Assistant n/a 275 25000004
Michael Orloff Production Assistant editing intern 275 25000003
Cliff Dempster Production Assistant n/a 275 25000006
Jessica Johnson Production Assistant n/a 275 25000007
Michael Lerman Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000009
Michael Jortner Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000008
Melissa Marr Assistant (to Marcus Viscidi) 120820 25000002
Leanne Shapton Assistant (to Tom DiCillo) 120820 25000001
Jennifer Cossetto Titles title design 120825 23000002
Michael Ventresco Titles title design 120825 23000001
Andre Amarantinis Craft Service (New York unit) 120903 22000001
Jeff Melvin Assistant Property Master n/a 120969 24000001
Alan Hicks Assistant Property Master (New York unit) 120969 24000002
William F Reynolds Property Master (New York unit) 120805 24000004
Ron Dickie Property Master n/a 120805 24000003
Deanna Leslie Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000010
Katya Meyer Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000011
Kara Varian Baker Other jewelry supplier(Oakland--California) 120795 26000006
Douglas E. Hansen Other funding(Banque Paribas--Los Angeles Agency) 120795 26000005
Michael Mendelsohn Other funding(Banque Paribas--Los Angeles Agency) 120795 26000004
Dreamland Products Inc Other porno toys supplier 120795 26000007
Jim Farmer Other finger snaps 120795 26000008
Bill Nisselson Special Thanks n/a 120874 26000010
Arthur Miller Special Thanks special thanks (filmmakers express their emormous gratitude and respect(for allowing them to use a speech from "Death of a Salesman")) 120874 26000009
Roland Vajs Other Planet 10 system engineer 120795 26000003
Danielle Capawanna Other Planet 10 coordinator 120795 26000002
Allison Russo Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000013
Juan Rodriguez Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000012
John H Parker Production Associate production controller 120822 25000014
Grant Volkers Transportation Captain n/a 272 25000015
Mark Urman Other public relations(Dennis Davidson Associates) 120795 26000001
Nick Sweetman Transportation Coordinator n/a 271 25000016
Don Vandewater Construction Coordinator n/a 276 21000003
Peter Dwyer Carpenter assistant head carpenter 529 21000002
Mort Korn Grip (New York unit) 365 15000010
Kurt Rimmel Grip (New York unit) 365 15000009
Marco Willis Grip n/a 365 15000008
Keith Bunting Grip (New York unit) 365 15000011
Damien Donohue Grip (New York unit) 365 15000012
Carl Prinzi Grip (New York unit) 365 15000014
Edgar Martin Grip (New York unit) 365 15000013
Jeff Heinztman Grip n/a 365 15000007
Robert Forbes Grip n/a 365 15000006
David Moxness Lighting Technician n/a 120907 15000001
Mathew Price Sound Mixer (New York unit) 230 14000016
Tom Mather Sound Mixer n/a 230 14000015
Steve Morrison Lighting Technician rigging lighting technician 120907 15000002
Marc Rodgers Lighting Technician (New York unit) 120907 15000003
Jonathan Billings Grip n/a 365 15000005
Christopher Dean Grip n/a 365 15000004
Herb Reischl Generator Operator n/a 363 15000015
Bernie Branston Electrician n/a 450 15000016
Jill Santi Production Auditor assistant auditor 120815 16000003
Beth Zagrany Auditor New York auditor(New York unit) 120886 16000002
Siobhan Rowand Auditor Toronto auditor 120886 16000001
Jamie Jones Stunt Coordinator (Toronto) 120804 19000001
George Aguilar Stunt Coordinator (New York) 120804 19000002
Donal O'Donoghue Carpenter head carpenter 529 21000001
Richard Parker Animal Trainer n/a 120962 20000001
Haddon Hufford Dolly Grip (New York unit) 264 15000024
Jim C Craig Dolly Grip n/a 264 15000023
Bob Hannah Electrician n/a 450 15000018
Don Caulfield Electrician n/a 450 15000017
Paul Soin Electrician n/a 450 15000019
Mark Egyud Electrician (New York unit) 450 15000020
Linda Phillips Electrician (New York unit) 450 15000022
Philip Testa Electrician (New York unit) 450 15000021
Patrick Leonard Song ("Hanky Panky") 120859 8000037
Madonna Song n/a 120859 8000036
Vincent Laresca Actor Trey 1 1000048
Brian Frank Actor Chet 1 1000047
Katie Griffin Actor Empty V Interviewer 1 1000046
Missy Yager Actor Lisa 1 1000049
Karen Woolridge Actor Nadia 1 1000050
Daniel von Bargen Actor Devon 1 1000052
Peter Keleghan Actor Successful Actor 1 1000051
Landy Cannon Actor Beach Boy 1 1000045
Dave Chappelle Actor Zee 1 1000044
Tom Harvey Actor Whipped Cream Man 1 1000039
Sean Orr Actor Stagehand 1 1000038
Jim Fyfe Actor Roy 1 1000037
Nahanni Johnstone Actor Young Woman 1 1000040
Alex Appel Actor Sheila 1 1000041
Steve Buscemi Actor Nick 1 1000043
Djanet Sears Actor Chantal 1 1000042
Colin Mochrie Actor Renny 1 1000053
Tom DiCillo Director n/a 2 2000001
Marek Posival Assistant Director n/a 163 5000004
Bruce Speyer Assistant Director n/a 163 5000003
Diana D Schmidt Production Supervisor (New York unit) 307 5000002
David MacDonald Assistant Director n/a 163 5000005
Roman Buchok Assistant Director n/a 163 5000006
Jeffrey Lazar Assistant Director (New York unit) 163 5000008
Justine Whelan Assistant Director n/a 163 5000007
Armand Leo Unit Production Manager n/a 182 5000001
Tom DiCillo Screenplay n/a 120778 4000001
Tom Rosenberg Producer n/a 3 3000002
Marcus Viscidi Producer n/a 3 3000001
Joni Sighvatsson Executive Producer n/a 174 3000003
Ted Tannebaum Executive Producer n/a 174 3000004
Meredith Zamsky Co-Producer n/a 170 3000006
Terry A McKay Executive Producer n/a 174 3000005
Tony Hendra Actor Soap Director 1 1000036
Debra McGrath Actor Cis 1 1000035
Schecter Lee Actor Chang 1 1000013
Beatrice Winde Actor Wilma 1 1000012
Denis Leary Actor Doug 1 1000011
John Tormey Actor Harassing Man 1 1000014
Wayne Parent Actor Blair's Assistant 1 1000015
Kendall Knights Actor Biker Boy Ken 1 1000017
Peter Rex Actor Biker Boy Pete 1 1000016
Kathleen Turner Actor Dee Dee Taylor 1 1000010
Christopher Lloyd Actor Ernst 1 1000009
Maxwell Caulfield Actor Bob 1 1000004
Daryl Hannah Actor Kelly 1 1000003
Catherine Keener Actor Mary 1 1000002
Elizabeth Berkley Actor Tina 1 1000005
Marlo Thomas Actor Blair 1 1000006
Buck Henry Actor Dr Leuter 1 1000008
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras Actor Sahara 1 1000007
Daniela Olivieri Actor Kiki 1 1000018
Bronson Picket Actor Rubio 1 1000019
Deborah Swanson Actor Young Woman in Restaurant 1 1000030
Jonathan Wilson Actor Young Man in Restaurant 1 1000029
Joan Heney Actor Wife in Restaurant 1 1000028
Moynan King Actor Biker Chick 1 1000031
Gloria Slade Actor Biker Chick 1 1000032
Dawn Roach Actor Biker Chick 1 1000034
Kathryn Haggis Actor Biker Chick 1 1000033
Timm Zemanek Actor Man in Restaurant 1 1000027
Sheila Hewlett Actor Waitress in Restaurant 1 1000026
Ray Trail Actor Dirty Old Man 1 1000021
Arturo Fresolone Actor Javier 1 1000020
Joe D'Angerio Actor Porno Clerk 1 1000022
Kedar Brown Actor Playful Waiter 1 1000023
Alexandra Wentworth Actor Raina 1 1000025
David Thornton Actor Alex 1 1000024
Susan Labunski-Saxe Assistant Director (New York unit) 163 5000009
Linda Perkins Assistant Director 2nd assistant director(New York unit) 163 5000010
Chuang Nu Song ("Marry With a Chinese Boy") 120859 8000014
Chou Lan Ping Song ("Marry With a Chinese Boy") 120859 8000013
Salzburg Symphony No 1 Performer ("Divertimento for Strings in D Major") 120819 8000012
Jon Fugler Song songs("Atom Bomb" "Reeferendrum") 120859 8000015
Michael Bryant Song songs("Atom Bomb" "Reeferendrum") 120859 8000016
Hooverphonic Song ("Inhaler") 120859 8000018
Michael Tournier Song songs("Atom Bomb" "Reeferendrum") 120859 8000017
Jim Saporito Performer percussion 120819 8000011
David Lopato Performer piano 120819 8000010
Marc Ribot Music guitar 120781 8000005
Denny McDermott Music drums 120781 8000004
Greg Cohen Music bass 120781 8000003
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Music ("Divertimento for Strings in D Major") 120781 8000006
Crispin Cioe Music Arranger n/a 121019 8000007
Robin Urdang Music Supervisor n/a 120872 8000009
Patrick Mullins Music Editor n/a 214 8000008
Alex Callier Song ("Inhaler") 120859 8000019
Raymond Geerts Song ("Inhaler") 120859 8000020
Daniel Ash Song ("Voo Doo Baby") 120859 8000031
Edward T Riley Song ("No Respect") 120859 8000030
Mohanndas DeWese Song ("No Respect") 120859 8000029
David J Haskins Song ("Voo Doo Baby") 120859 8000032
Kevin Haskins Song ("Voo Doo Baby") 120859 8000033
Henry Mancini Song ("Moon River") 120859 8000035
John Mercer Song ("Moon River") 120859 8000034
Norman Petty Song ("Vaquero") 120859 8000028
George Tomasco Song ("Vaquero") 120859 8000027
Dieter Meier Song ("Jungle Bill") 120859 8000022
Boris Blank Song ("Jungle Bill") 120859 8000021
Gerd Amir Saraf Song ("Be My Lover") 120859 8000023
Melanie Thornton Song ("Be My Lover") 120859 8000024
Joey Altruda Song ("A Martini for Mancini") 120859 8000026
Lane McCray Song ("Be My Lover") 120859 8000025
Crispin Cioe Music saxophone 120781 8000002
Jim Farmer Music n/a 120781 8000001
Frank Prinzi Director of Photography n/a 120780 6000001
Matthew Whitcher Assistant Location Manager (New York unit) 194 5000021
Mark McFadden Assistant Location Manager n/a 194 5000020
Ken Withers Camera Operator n/a 239 6000002
Chris Hayes Camera Operator camera operator and 2nd unit director of photography(New York unit) 239 6000003
Kint Quon Photography fashion photographer 120835 6000005
Videodrome Inc Video porno video and toys supplier 120800 6000004
Michael Blecher Assistant Location Manager n/a 194 5000019
Suzanne Katz Assistant Production Coordinator (New York unit) 192 5000018
Maggie Craig Script Supervisor n/a 191 5000013
Dan Projansky Location Manager (New York unit) 193 5000012
Jim Powers Location Manager n/a 193 5000011
Mary Pantelidis Production Coordinator n/a 162 5000014
John Daschbach Production Coordinator (New York unit) 162 5000015
Kathryn Daw Assistant Production Coordinator n/a 192 5000017
Matthew Chilsen Location Assistant (New York unit) 120947 5000016
Richard Corman Photography fashion photographer 120835 6000006
Chris Alexander Photography assistant photographer 120835 6000007
Bill Baldwin Avid Editor Avid technician 120898 7000003
Keiko Deguchi Editor n/a 172 7000002
Camilla Toniolo Editor n/a 172 7000001
Tony Martinez Dialogue Editor n/a 204 7000004
Daniel Korintus Dialogue Editor n/a 204 7000005
Sandra Nash Assistant Editor assistant film editor 203 7000007
Katherine Rankin Negative Cutting negative cutter 120852 7000006
Leonard Mitalas Camera Trainee n/a 120998 6000015
Douglas W Shannon Lighting assistant chief lighting technician(New York unit) 798 6000014
George Kraychyk Photography still photographer 120835 6000009
Jeremy Tabarrok Photography assistant photographer 120835 6000008
Alan Wolfe Photography assistant photographer(New York unit) 120835 6000010
Sean Strong Photography assistant photographer(New York unit) 120835 6000011
Bob Hicks Lighting assistant chief lighting technician 798 6000013
Casey Bailey Photography still photographer(New York unit) 120835 6000012
Matthew Modine Actor Joe 1 1000001
Synopsis
Joe and Mary, a pair of live-in lovers, have reached an impasse in their long-term relationship. Joe is an aspiring actor who earns a meager income as a waiter for a catering company while Mary is a successful make-up artist on high-fashion photo shoots. Mary wants to stop supporting Joe; however, Joe is obsessed with becoming a "real" actor. Joe's fellow actor/waiter Bob is totally obsessed with something else: the need to find a "real blonde," a natural golden girl who doesn't get her beauty from a bottle. Bob's pursuit leads him to his soap opera co-star Kelly, to supermodel Sahara, both of whom dye their hair. Meanwhile, Mary is trying to work through her frustrations with her psychiatrist Dr Leuter, who sends her to a self-defense class taught by Doug. Joe has recently sacrificed his integrity to get a gig as an extra in a Madonna video and is soon led into temptation by Tina, a professional Madonna body double and possible "real blonde" who constantly crosses his path.