The Real Blonde (1998)

Real Blonde
Type Feature Film
MPAA Rating R
Runtime 1hr 45mins.
Genres Comedy, Romance, Romantic Comedy
Keywords N/A
Status Released
US Release Date
Name Credit Credited as Role Id Sort Order
Matthew Modine Actor Joe 1 1000001
Catherine Keener Actor Mary 1 1000002
Daryl Hannah Actor Kelly 1 1000003
Maxwell Caulfield Actor Bob 1 1000004
Elizabeth Berkley Actor Tina 1 1000005
Marlo Thomas Actor Blair 1 1000006
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras Actor Sahara 1 1000007
Buck Henry Actor Dr Leuter 1 1000008
Christopher Lloyd Actor Ernst 1 1000009
Kathleen Turner Actor Dee Dee Taylor 1 1000010
Denis Leary Actor Doug 1 1000011
Beatrice Winde Actor Wilma 1 1000012
Schecter Lee Actor Chang 1 1000013
John Tormey Actor Harassing Man 1 1000014
Wayne Parent Actor Blair's Assistant 1 1000015
Peter Rex Actor Biker Boy Pete 1 1000016
Kendall Knights Actor Biker Boy Ken 1 1000017
Daniela Olivieri Actor Kiki 1 1000018
Bronson Picket Actor Rubio 1 1000019
Arturo Fresolone Actor Javier 1 1000020
Ray Trail Actor Dirty Old Man 1 1000021
Joe D'Angerio Actor Porno Clerk 1 1000022
Kedar Brown Actor Playful Waiter 1 1000023
David Thornton Actor Alex 1 1000024
Alexandra Wentworth Actor Raina 1 1000025
Sheila Hewlett Actor Waitress in Restaurant 1 1000026
Timm Zemanek Actor Man in Restaurant 1 1000027
Joan Heney Actor Wife in Restaurant 1 1000028
Jonathan Wilson Actor Young Man in Restaurant 1 1000029
Deborah Swanson Actor Young Woman in Restaurant 1 1000030
Moynan King Actor Biker Chick 1 1000031
Gloria Slade Actor Biker Chick 1 1000032
Kathryn Haggis Actor Biker Chick 1 1000033
Dawn Roach Actor Biker Chick 1 1000034
Debra McGrath Actor Cis 1 1000035
Tony Hendra Actor Soap Director 1 1000036
Jim Fyfe Actor Roy 1 1000037
Sean Orr Actor Stagehand 1 1000038
Tom Harvey Actor Whipped Cream Man 1 1000039
Nahanni Johnstone Actor Young Woman 1 1000040
Alex Appel Actor Sheila 1 1000041
Djanet Sears Actor Chantal 1 1000042
Steve Buscemi Actor Nick 1 1000043
Dave Chappelle Actor Zee 1 1000044
Landy Cannon Actor Beach Boy 1 1000045
Katie Griffin Actor Empty V Interviewer 1 1000046
Brian Frank Actor Chet 1 1000047
Vincent Laresca Actor Trey 1 1000048
Missy Yager Actor Lisa 1 1000049
Karen Woolridge Actor Nadia 1 1000050
Peter Keleghan Actor Successful Actor 1 1000051
Daniel von Bargen Actor Devon 1 1000052
Colin Mochrie Actor Renny 1 1000053
Tom DiCillo Director n/a 2 2000001
Marcus Viscidi Producer n/a 3 3000001
Tom Rosenberg Producer n/a 3 3000002
Joni Sighvatsson Executive Producer n/a 174 3000003
Ted Tannebaum Executive Producer n/a 174 3000004
Terry McKay Executive Producer n/a 174 3000005
Meredith Zamsky Co-Producer n/a 170 3000006
Tom DiCillo Screenplay n/a 120778 4000001
Armand Leo Unit Production Manager n/a 182 5000001
Diana Schmidt Production Supervisor (New York unit) 307 5000002
Bruce Speyer Assistant Director n/a 163 5000003
Marek Posival Assistant Director n/a 163 5000004
David MacDonald Assistant Director n/a 163 5000005
Roman Buchok Assistant Director n/a 163 5000006
Justine Whelan Assistant Director n/a 163 5000007
Jeffrey Lazar Assistant Director (New York unit) 163 5000008
Susan Labunski-Saxe Assistant Director (New York unit) 163 5000009
Linda Perkins Assistant Director 2nd assistant director(New York unit) 163 5000010
Jim Powers Location Manager n/a 193 5000011
Dan Projansky Location Manager (New York unit) 193 5000012
Maggie Craig Script Supervisor n/a 191 5000013
Mary Pantelidis Production Coordinator n/a 162 5000014
John Daschbach Production Coordinator (New York unit) 162 5000015
Matthew Chilsen Location Assistant (New York unit) 120947 5000016
Kathryn Daw Assistant Production Coordinator n/a 192 5000017
Suzanne Katz Assistant Production Coordinator (New York unit) 192 5000018
Michael Blecher Assistant Location Manager n/a 194 5000019
Mark McFadden Assistant Location Manager n/a 194 5000020
Matthew Whitcher Assistant Location Manager (New York unit) 194 5000021
Frank Prinzi Director of Photography n/a 120780 6000001
Ken Withers Camera Operator n/a 239 6000002
Chris Hayes Camera Operator camera operator and 2nd unit director of photography(New York unit) 239 6000003
Kint Quon Photography fashion photographer 120835 6000005
Richard Corman Photography fashion photographer 120835 6000006
Chris Alexander Photography assistant photographer 120835 6000007
Jeremy Tabarrok Photography assistant photographer 120835 6000008
George Kraychyk Photography still photographer 120835 6000009
Alan Wolfe Photography assistant photographer(New York unit) 120835 6000010
Sean Strong Photography assistant photographer(New York unit) 120835 6000011
Casey Bailey Photography still photographer(New York unit) 120835 6000012
Bob Hicks Lighting assistant chief lighting technician 798 6000013
Douglas Shannon Lighting assistant chief lighting technician(New York unit) 798 6000014
Leonard Mitalas Camera Trainee n/a 120998 6000015
Camilla Toniolo Editor n/a 172 7000001
Keiko Deguchi Editor n/a 172 7000002
Bill Baldwin Avid Editor Avid technician 120898 7000003
Tony Martinez Dialogue Editor n/a 204 7000004
Daniel Korintus Dialogue Editor n/a 204 7000005
Katherine Rankin Negative Cutting negative cutter 120852 7000006
Sandra Nash Assistant Editor assistant film editor 203 7000007
Jim Farmer Music n/a 120781 8000001
Crispin Cioe Music saxophone 120781 8000002
Greg Cohen Music bass 120781 8000003
Denny McDermott Music drums 120781 8000004
Marc Ribot Music guitar 120781 8000005
Wolfgang Mozart Music ("Divertimento for Strings in D Major") 120781 8000006
Crispin Cioe Music Arranger n/a 121019 8000007
Patrick Mullins Music Editor n/a 214 8000008
Robin Urdang Music Supervisor n/a 120872 8000009
David Lopato Performer piano 120819 8000010
Jim Saporito Performer percussion 120819 8000011
Jon Fugler Song songs("Atom Bomb" "Reeferendrum") 120859 8000015
Michael Bryant Song songs("Atom Bomb" "Reeferendrum") 120859 8000016
Michael Tournier Song songs("Atom Bomb" "Reeferendrum") 120859 8000017
Alex Callier Song ("Inhaler") 120859 8000019
Raymond Geerts Song ("Inhaler") 120859 8000020
Boris Blank Song ("Jungle Bill") 120859 8000021
Dieter Meier Song ("Jungle Bill") 120859 8000022
Gerd Saraf Song ("Be My Lover") 120859 8000023
Melanie Thornton Song ("Be My Lover") 120859 8000024
Lane McCray Song ("Be My Lover") 120859 8000025
Joey Altruda Song ("A Martini for Mancini") 120859 8000026
George Tomasco Song ("Vaquero") 120859 8000027
Norman Petty Song ("Vaquero") 120859 8000028
Mohanndas DeWese Song ("No Respect") 120859 8000029
Edward Riley Song ("No Respect") 120859 8000030
Daniel Ash Song ("Voo Doo Baby") 120859 8000031
David Haskins Song ("Voo Doo Baby") 120859 8000032
Kevin Haskins Song ("Voo Doo Baby") 120859 8000033
John Mercer Song ("Moon River") 120859 8000034
Henry Mancini Song ("Moon River") 120859 8000035
Madonna Song n/a 120859 8000036
Patrick Leonard Song ("Hanky Panky") 120859 8000037
Wayne Shorter Song n/a 120859 8000038
Thomas Scott Song ("Neighborhood") 120859 8000039
James Edwards Song ("Neighborhood") 120859 8000040
Francis Griffiths Song ("Neighborhood") 120859 8000041
Andrew Parle Song ("Neighborhood") 120859 8000042
Adrian Thaws Song ("You Don't") 120859 8000044
Jeff Beal Song ("Anthem") 120859 8000045
Kool Moe Dee Song Performer ("No Respect") 120788 8000052
Madonna Song Performer ("Hanky Panky") 120788 8000054
Wayne Shorter Song Performer ("Infant Eyes") 120788 8000055
Apollo Four Forty Song Performer ("Vanishing Point") 120788 8000057
Adrian Thaws Song Performer ("You Don't") 120788 8000058
Christopher Nowak Production Designer n/a 164 9000001
Gordon Sim Set Decorator n/a 165 9000002
Marlene Rain Set Decorator n/a 165 9000003
Diane Lederman Set Decorator (New York unit) 165 9000004
Paul Austerberry Art Director n/a 183 9000005
Richard Ferbrache Set Dresser n/a 197 9000006
Chris Pellegrini Set Dresser n/a 197 9000007
Hank Liebeskind Set Dresser (New York unit) 197 9000008
Rena DeAngelo Set Dresser (New York unit) 197 9000009
Liz Schlitten Set Dresser (New York unit) 197 9000010
Joe Taglairino Set Dresser (New York unit) 197 9000011
Matthew Lammerick Scenic Artist lead scenic artist 745 9000012
Harry Pavelson Scenic Artist assistant scenic artist 745 9000013
John Wolanczyk Scenic Artist (New York unit) 745 9000014
Nigel Churcher Assistant Art Director n/a 315 9000015
James Crouch Art Department Coordinator n/a 195 9000016
Avy Kaufman Casting n/a 179 10000001
Diane Kerbel Casting n/a 179 10000002
Julie Lichter Casting Associate casting assistant 160 10000003
Donna Dupere-Taylor Extras Casting n/a 120851 10000004
Byron Crystal Extras Casting (New York unit) 120851 10000005
Tim Carroll Consultant Dolby stereo consultant 120784 12000001
Joan Kaufman Assistant Costume Designer (New York unit) 252 13000001
Jennifer von Mayrhauser Costume Designer n/a 169 13000002
Delphine White Costume Designer associate costume designer 169 13000003
Marie-Ange Ripka Hair Stylist key hairstylist 120799 13000004
Lori Hicks Makeup Artist key makeup artist 120801 13000005
Beverly Carr Makeup Artist n/a 120801 13000006
Loreen Lightfoot Wardrobe seamstress 120823 13000007
Gerri Gillan Wardrobe Assistant n/a 120809 13000008
Kristen Schylinski Wardrobe Assistant (New York unit) 120809 13000009
Daryl Stone Wardrobe Assistant (New York unit) 120809 13000010
Marcia Scott Wardrobe Supervisor n/a 120908 13000011
Jenna Krempel Wardrobe Supervisor (New York unit) 120908 13000012
Bill Fletcher Wig Supplier wig designer 121080 13000013
Hal Levinsohn ADR Editor n/a 220 14000001
Mick Gormaley Assistant Sound Editor n/a 222 14000002
John Werner Assistant Sound Editor n/a 222 14000003
Colin Jones Boom Operator n/a 215 14000004
Patty Brolsma Boom Operator (New York unit) 215 14000005
George Lara Foley foley engineer 120961 14000006
Brian Vancho Foley Artist n/a 223 14000007
William Sweeney Foley Editor n/a 221 14000008
Bruce Kitzmeyer Foley Editor n/a 221 14000009
Lee Searles Post-Production Sound synching services 121026 14000010
Dominic Tavella Rerecording re-recording mixer 120995 14000011
Eliza Paley Sound Editor n/a 229 14000012
Paul Soucek Sound Effects Editor n/a 327 14000013
Michael Mitchell Sound Effects Editor n/a 327 14000014
Tom Mather Sound Mixer n/a 230 14000015
Mathew Price Sound Mixer (New York unit) 230 14000016
David Moxness Lighting Technician n/a 120907 15000001
Steve Morrison Lighting Technician rigging lighting technician 120907 15000002
Marc Rodgers Lighting Technician (New York unit) 120907 15000003
Christopher Dean Grip n/a 365 15000004
Jonathan Billings Grip n/a 365 15000005
Robert Forbes Grip n/a 365 15000006
Jeff Heinztman Grip n/a 365 15000007
Marco Willis Grip n/a 365 15000008
Kurt Rimmel Grip (New York unit) 365 15000009
Mort Korn Grip (New York unit) 365 15000010
Keith Bunting Grip (New York unit) 365 15000011
Damien Donohue Grip (New York unit) 365 15000012
Edgar Martin Grip (New York unit) 365 15000013
Carl Prinzi Grip (New York unit) 365 15000014
Herb Reischl Generator Operator n/a 363 15000015
Bernie Branston Electrician n/a 450 15000016
Don Caulfield Electrician n/a 450 15000017
Bob Hannah Electrician n/a 450 15000018
Paul Soin Electrician n/a 450 15000019
Mark Egyud Electrician (New York unit) 450 15000020
Philip Testa Electrician (New York unit) 450 15000021
Linda Phillips Electrician (New York unit) 450 15000022
Jim Craig Dolly Grip n/a 264 15000023
Haddon Hufford Dolly Grip (New York unit) 264 15000024
Siobhan Rowand Auditor Toronto auditor 120886 16000001
Beth Zagrany Auditor New York auditor(New York unit) 120886 16000002
Jill Santi Production Auditor assistant auditor 120815 16000003
Jamie Jones Stunt Coordinator (Toronto) 120804 19000001
George Aguilar Stunt Coordinator (New York) 120804 19000002
Richard Parker Animal Trainer n/a 120962 20000001
Donal O'Donoghue Carpenter head carpenter 529 21000001
Peter Dwyer Carpenter assistant head carpenter 529 21000002
Don Vandewater Construction Coordinator n/a 276 21000003
Andre Amarantinis Craft Service (New York unit) 120903 22000001
Michael Ventresco Titles title design 120825 23000001
Jennifer Cossetto Titles title design 120825 23000002
Jeff Melvin Assistant Property Master n/a 120969 24000001
Alan Hicks Assistant Property Master (New York unit) 120969 24000002
Ron Dickie Property Master n/a 120805 24000003
William Reynolds Property Master (New York unit) 120805 24000004
Leanne Shapton Assistant (to Tom DiCillo) 120820 25000001
Melissa Marr Assistant (to Marcus Viscidi) 120820 25000002
Michael Orloff Production Assistant editing intern 275 25000003
Matthew Anas Production Assistant n/a 275 25000004
Kathy Ciric Production Assistant n/a 275 25000005
Cliff Dempster Production Assistant n/a 275 25000006
Jessica Johnson Production Assistant n/a 275 25000007
Michael Jortner Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000008
Michael Lerman Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000009
Deanna Leslie Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000010
Katya Meyer Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000011
Juan Rodriguez Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000012
Allison Russo Production Assistant (New York unit) 275 25000013
John Parker Production Associate production controller 120822 25000014
Grant Volkers Transportation Captain n/a 272 25000015
Nick Sweetman Transportation Coordinator n/a 271 25000016
Mark Urman Other public relations(Dennis Davidson Associates) 120795 26000001
Danielle Capawanna Other Planet 10 coordinator 120795 26000002
Roland Vajs Other Planet 10 system engineer 120795 26000003
Michael Mendelsohn Other funding(Banque Paribas--Los Angeles Agency) 120795 26000004
Douglas Hansen Other funding(Banque Paribas--Los Angeles Agency) 120795 26000005
Kara Varian Baker Other jewelry supplier(Oakland--California) 120795 26000006
Jim Farmer Other finger snaps 120795 26000008
Arthur Miller Special Thanks special thanks (filmmakers express their emormous gratitude and respect(for allowing them to use a speech from "Death of a Salesman")) 120874 26000009
Bill Nisselson Special Thanks n/a 120874 26000010
Synopsis
Joe and Mary, a pair of live-in lovers, have reached an impasse in their long-term relationship. Joe is an aspiring actor who earns a meager income as a waiter for a catering company while Mary is a successful make-up artist on high-fashion photo shoots. Mary wants to stop supporting Joe; however, Joe is obsessed with becoming a "real" actor. Joe's fellow actor/waiter Bob is totally obsessed with something else: the need to find a "real blonde," a natural golden girl who doesn't get her beauty from a bottle. Bob's pursuit leads him to his soap opera co-star Kelly, to supermodel Sahara, both of whom dye their hair. Meanwhile, Mary is trying to work through her frustrations with her psychiatrist Dr Leuter, who sends her to a self-defense class taught by Doug. Joe has recently sacrificed his integrity to get a gig as an extra in a Madonna video and is soon led into temptation by Tina, a professional Madonna body double and possible "real blonde" who constantly crosses his path.