The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

  
Name Credit Credited as Role Id Sort Order
Michael McDonald Song Performer ("Minute by Minute") 120788 8000094
Transcenders Song Performer ("Side Project") 120788 8000097
Transcenders Song ("Side Project") 120859 8000017
Michael McDonald Song ("Minute by Minute") 120859 8000013
Nickolas Ashford Song ("Ain't No Mountain High Enough") 120859 8000038
Pharrell Williams Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000026
Valerie Simpson Song ("Ain't No Mountain High Enough") 120859 8000037
James Rado Song ("Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In") 120859 8000091
Manish Raval Consultant Music Consultant 120784 12000001
Kathy Nelson Music Executive Executive in Charge of Music(for Universal Pictures) 121033 11000003
David Kramer Extras Casting n/a 120851 10000006
Tom Wolfe Consultant Music Consultant 120784 12000002
Thom "Coach" Ehle Consultant Dolby Sound Consultant 120784 12000003
Joseph T Mastrolia Costume Supervisor n/a 120895 13000002
Debra McGuire Costume Designer n/a 169 13000001
Galt MacDermot Song ("Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In") 120859 8000090
Carol Grant Extras Casting n/a 120851 10000005
Tracy Dixon Extras Casting n/a 120851 10000004
Sarah Nelson Art Department Coordinator n/a 195 9000017
Richard Boris Greensman Greens Foreman 201 9000016
Mark Woods Leadman n/a 433 9000015
Andy Flores Painter Standby Painter 200 9000014
Peggy Casey Art Department Buyer 120843 9000018
Gerome Ragni Song ("Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In") 120859 8000092
Michelle Rejwan Casting Assistant n/a 177 10000003
Marla Garlin Casting Director n/a 157 10000002
Allison Jones Casting Director n/a 157 10000001
Katrina Mastrolia Costume Supervisor n/a 120895 13000003
Winifred Clements Costumes Costume Buyer 120828 13000004
Harrison "Duke" Marsh Boom Operator n/a 215 14000007
Cherie Tamai Assistant Sound Editor n/a 222 14000006
Wendy Hoffman ADR Voice Casting n/a 2515 14000005
Tammy Fearing ADR Supervisor n/a 219 14000004
Brion Paccassi Dubbing Mixer Dubbing Recordist 120923 14000008
Rich Coleman Dubbing Mixer Dubbing Recordist 120923 14000009
Goro Koyama Foley Artist n/a 223 14000012
Andy Malcolm Foley Artist n/a 223 14000011
Anna Malkin Foley Foley Recording Assistant 120961 14000010
Greg Steele ADR Mixer n/a 227 14000003
Bill Burns ADR Editor ADR Assistant Editor 220 14000002
Jennifer Iizuka Key Costumer Key Set Costumer 351 13000008
Kim Santantonio Hair Stylist n/a 120799 13000007
Nanxy Tong-Heater Hair Stylist n/a 120799 13000006
Thomas Real Hair Stylist n/a 120799 13000005
Michael A Russell Key Costumer Key Set Costumer 351 13000009
Ann Pala Makeup Artist n/a 120801 13000010
Greg Zimmerman ADR ADR Recordist 120912 14000001
Thomas E Mastrolia Set Costumer n/a 121008 13000012
Felicity Bowring Makeup Artist n/a 120801 13000011
Enrico Paronelli Painter n/a 200 9000013
Dominick Bruno Set Dresser n/a 197 9000012
Lionel Richie Song Performer ("Hello") 120788 8000115
Ayako Hotta-Lister Song Performer ("Midare") 120788 8000114
Jo Boxers Song Performer ("Just Got Lucky") 120788 8000113
Dizzee Rascal Song Performer ("Stand Up Tall") 120788 8000111
Chaka Khan Song Performer ("I'm Every Woman") 120788 8000116
Sonny Clark Trio Song Performer ("Sonia") 120788 8000117
Babyshambles Song Performer ("Sheepskin Tearaway") 120788 8000120
Joey Scarbury Song Performer ("Believe It Or Not (The Greatest American Hero Theme)") 120788 8000119
Charlie Ventura Song Performer ("Tammy's Dream") 120788 8000118
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott Song Performer ("Get Ur Freak On") 120788 8000110
Nicole Wray Song Performer ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120788 8000109
James Brown Song Performer ("I Got Ants in My Pants") 120788 8000101
Dr. Hook Song Performer ("Sharing the Night Together") 120788 8000100
Brian Tichy Song Performer ("Train of Disaster") 120788 8000099
Wreckx-N-Effect Song Performer ("Rump Shaker") 120788 8000098
Ashford & Simpson Song Performer ("Ain't No Mountain High Enough") 120788 8000103
Trick Daddy Song Performer ("J.O.D.D.") 120788 8000104
Salt 'n' Pepa Song Performer ("Push It") 120788 8000107
Tampa Tony Song Performer ("J.O.D.D.") 120788 8000106
Khia Chambers Song Performer ("J.O.D.D.") 120788 8000105
Young Rome Song Performer ("After Party") 120788 8000122
Omarion Grandberry Song Performer ("After Party") 120788 8000123
Amelia Drake Set Dresser On Set Dresser 197 9000008
Jennifer Fleury Set Dresser On Set Dresser 197 9000007
Josh Sheppard Storyboard Artist n/a 199 9000006
Cosmas Demetriou Set Designer n/a 202 9000005
Joe Walsh Song Performer ("A Life of Illusion") 120788 8000093
Don White Foley Mixer Foley Recording Mixer 224 14000013
Larry Boyd Set Dresser n/a 197 9000011
Scott Garrett Set Dresser n/a 197 9000010
Mike Virnig Set Dresser n/a 197 9000009
Lorrie Campbell Set Designer n/a 202 9000004
Tom Reta Art Director n/a 183 9000003
Asia Song Performer ("Heat of the Moment") 120788 8000127
TLC Song Performer ("Red Light Special") 120788 8000126
Kelis Song Performer ("Candy") 120788 8000125
Foxy Brown Song Performer ("Candy") 120788 8000124
Edward Shearmur Song Performer ("Goodnight Lilly/We Kissed") 120788 8000128
Apollo 100 Song Performer ("Jesu Joy") 120788 8000129
K C Fox Set Decorator n/a 165 9000002
Jackson DeGovia Production Designer n/a 164 9000001
El DeBarge Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000130
DJ Calboz Jr. Song Performer ("Undawhere") 120788 8000096
Steve Maslow Rerecording Mixer n/a 120856 14000014
Eric DeWaay Construction Gangboss 120900 21000004
Dennis DeWaay Construction Coordinator n/a 276 21000003
Mario D'Alfonso Construction Foreman Labor Foreman 277 21000002
James Orendorff Construction Foreman General Foreman 277 21000001
Ray Lopez Plasterer Plaster Foreman 121097 21000005
Ernest H Lauterio Craft Service n/a 120903 22000001
Susan A Burig Graphic Designer n/a 120860 23000003
Bill Schirmer Special Effects Supervisor n/a 545 23000002
Richard Stutsman Special Effects Supervisor n/a 545 23000001
William S Turchyn II Craft Service n/a 120903 22000002
Shawn Kautz Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000016
Scott Wilder Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000015
Debbie Evans Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000008
Jimmy N Roberts III Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000007
Tony Donno Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000006
Chad Randall Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000005
Gayle Sherman Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000009
Tim Gilbert Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000010
Jayme Jensen Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000014
Michael Weis Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000013
Greg Harris Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000012
Erik Stabenau Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000011
Brad Good Assistant Property Master n/a 120969 24000001
Christopher A Schultz Assistant Property Master n/a 120969 24000002
Summer Valdes Production Secretary n/a 367 25000015
Michelle Schrauwers Set Production Assistant n/a 371 25000014
Fallon Johnson Set Production Assistant n/a 371 25000013
Jason Kumalo Set Production Assistant n/a 371 25000012
Russell Cowan Production Assets 120824 25000016
Peter Jablonski Office Production Assistant n/a 120909 25000017
Carol McConnaughey Unit Publicist n/a 231 29000001
Tammy Kalka Medic n/a 120966 25000020
Ericka Bryce Medic n/a 120966 25000019
Sabrina Lebrun Office Production Assistant n/a 120909 25000018
David Julian Mendoza Set Production Assistant n/a 371 25000011
Tina L Fortenberry Transportation Transportation Dispatcher 120992 25000010
Brook Worley Assistant (to Mr. Townsend) 120820 25000003
Andrew Epstein Assistant (to Mr. Apatow) 120820 25000002
Michael Mittendorff Assistant (to Mr. Apatow) 120820 25000001
Sean Mannion Property Master n/a 120805 24000003
Brendan O'Brien Assistant (to Ms. Robertson) 120820 25000004
Lindsey Sjoberg Production Assistant Art Production Assistant 275 25000005
Steve Weinmuller Transportation Coordinator n/a 271 25000009
Ron Poniewaz Transportation Captain n/a 272 25000008
Terence Rosemore Production Assistant n/a 275 25000007
Ashlyn Angel Production Assistant Costume Production Assistant 275 25000006
Eddy Donno Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000004
Ralph Odum Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000003
Mike Macias Lighting Technician Set Lighting Technician 120907 15000011
Frank Jimenez Jr. Lighting Technician Set Lighting Technician 120907 15000010
Brian Dennis Rigging Electrician Rigging Electric 120958 15000009
Renzo Bartolotta Rigging Electrician Rigging Electric 120958 15000008
Jon D Morrison Lighting Technician Set Lighting Technician 120907 15000012
Ron Provenzano Lighting Technician Set Lighting Technician 120907 15000013
Jerry C Deats Key Grip n/a 263 15000017
Kent Baker Key Rigging Grip n/a 120946 15000016
Tom Wholey Lighting Technician Set Lighting Technician 120907 15000015
Jason Salonen Lighting Technician Set Lighting Technician 120907 15000014
Scott C Keys Rigging Electrician Best Boy Rigging Electric 120958 15000007
Frank Dorowsky Rigging Gaffer n/a 120937 15000006
Dave McMillan Sound Mixer n/a 230 14000018
Cindy Marty Sound Effects Editor n/a 327 14000017
Kevin E Patterson Sound Sound Utility 120816 14000016
Gregg Landaker Rerecording Mixer n/a 120856 14000015
George H Anderson Supervising Sound Editor n/a 328 14000019
Robert Dudley Rigging Grip Rigging Best Boy Grip 120944 15000001
Steve House Rigging Grip n/a 120944 15000005
Steve Frohardt Rigging Grip n/a 120944 15000004
David B Ellis Rigging Grip n/a 120944 15000003
Tony Blaszczyk Rigging Grip n/a 120944 15000002
Dale Cole Grip n/a 365 15000018
Rod Farley Grip n/a 365 15000019
Gail Rose Abrahamson Post-Production Accountant n/a 120979 16000005
Luis R Quintero Accountant Accounting Clerk 120802 16000004
Nancy A Terriberry Accountant Construction Accountant 120802 16000003
Cindy Nevins Accountant Payroll Accountant 120802 16000002
Lori Scowley Assistant Accountant n/a 120950 16000006
Karen Faust Assistant Accountant n/a 120950 16000007
Bill Burton Jr. Stunt Player n/a 121025 19000002
Buddy Joe Hooker Stunt Coordinator n/a 120804 19000001
Zachary Woodlee Choreographer n/a 120803 17000002
Anne Fletcher Choreographer n/a 120803 17000001
John C Kruize Production Accountant n/a 282 16000001
Dave Thielhart Best Boy Electric n/a 259 15000029
Ron Santoco Grip n/a 365 15000023
Antonio V Garrido Grip n/a 365 15000022
Craig Garfield Grip n/a 365 15000021
Ray Garcia Grip n/a 365 15000020
Doug Wall Grip n/a 365 15000024
Sean Devine Dolly Grip n/a 264 15000025
Jeffrey A Johnson Best Boy Grip n/a 265 15000028
Mark Vuille Chief Lighting Technician n/a 357 15000027
Brad Boyer Dolly Grip n/a 264 15000026
Bulmaro Bermudez Gomez Song ("Caminos De Michoacan") 120859 8000089
Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds Song ("Red Light Special") 120859 8000085
Jon Poll Executive Producer n/a 174 3000005
Steve Carell Executive Producer n/a 174 3000004
Shauna Robertson Producer n/a 3 3000003
Clayton Townsend Producer n/a 3 3000002
Seth Rogen Co-Producer n/a 170 3000006
Andrew Jay Cohen Associate Producer n/a 171 3000007
Gary R Wordham Production Supervisor n/a 307 5000002
Clayton Townsend Unit Production Manager n/a 182 5000001
Steve Carell Screenplay n/a 120778 4000002
Judd Apatow Screenplay n/a 120778 4000001
Judd Apatow Producer n/a 3 3000001
Judd Apatow Director n/a 2 2000001
Joseph A Nunez Actor Man Buffing Floor 1 1000051
Kate Luyben Actor Woman Buying Videotapes 1 1000050
Joseph T Mastrolia Actor Smart Tech Customer 1 1000049
Ron Marasco Actor Smart Tech Customer 1 1000048
Matthew McKane Actor Motorist 1 1000052
Rose Abdoo Actor Mother at Restaurant 1 1000053
Marilyn Dodds Franks Actor Woman Who Bought Television 1 1000057
Miyoko Shimosawa Actor Waitress at Restaurant 1 1000056
Brooke Hamlin Actor Daughter at Restaurant 1 1000055
Steve Bannos Actor Father at Restaurant 1 1000054
Michele Panelli-Venetis Assistant Director n/a 163 5000003
Rusty Mahmood Assistant Director n/a 163 5000004
Lawrence Karman Steadicam Operator n/a 232 6000004
Ryan Green Camera Operator n/a 239 6000003
Lawrence Karman Camera Operator n/a 239 6000002
Jack N Green Director of Photography n/a 120780 6000001
Peter Green Assistant Camera n/a 233 6000005
Chad L Rivetti Assistant Camera n/a 233 6000006
Jay Huntoon Video Assist/Playback n/a 120899 6000010
Ira D Toles Video Playback 24 Frame/Video Playback 505 6000009
Megan Forste Assistant Camera n/a 233 6000008
Stephen MacDougall Assistant Camera n/a 233 6000007
Michael Betz Assistant Location Manager n/a 194 5000015
Brad Warden Assistant Location Manager n/a 194 5000014
Nancy Karlin Script Supervisor n/a 191 5000008
Larry Ring Location Manager n/a 193 5000007
Lisa Rodgers Post-Production Supervisor n/a 120796 5000006
Pete Dress Assistant Director n/a 163 5000005
Meredith Humbracht Production Coordinator n/a 162 5000009
Jessica Lowrey DGA Trainee n/a 120878 5000010
Alex Kivlen Assistant Location Manager n/a 194 5000013
Robert Paulsen Assistant Location Manager n/a 194 5000012
Selena Pivac Assistant Production Coordinator n/a 192 5000011
Wayne Federman Actor Smart Tech Customer 1 1000047
Kevin Hart Actor Smart Tech Customer 1 1000046
Erica Vittina Phillips Actor Jill 1 1000016
Jonah Hill Actor Ebay Customer 1 1000015
Jordy Masterson Actor Mark 1 1000014
Shelley Malil Actor Haziz 1 1000013
Mindy Kaling Actor Amy 1 1000017
Mo Collins Actor Gina 1 1000018
Charlie Hartsock Actor Speed Dating MC 1 1000022
Siena Goines Actor Women at Speed Dating 1 1000021
Kimberly Page Actor Women at Speed Dating 1 1000020
Gillian Vigman Actor Women at Speed Dating 1 1000019
Gerry Bednob Actor Mooj 1 1000012
Marika Dominczyk Actor Bernadette 1 1000011
Seth Rogen Actor Cal 1 1000005
Romany Malco Actor Jay 1 1000004
Paul Rudd Actor David 1 1000003
Catherine Keener Actor Trish 1 1000002
Elizabeth Banks Actor Beth 1 1000006
Leslie Mann Actor Nicky 1 1000007
Chelsea Smith Actor Julia 1 1000010
Kat Dennings Actor Marla 1 1000009
Jane Lynch Actor Paula 1 1000008
Nancy Walls Actor Health Clinic Counselor 1 1000023
Cedric Yarbrough Actor Dad at Health Clinic 1 1000024
Elizabeth DeCicco Actor Bar Girl 1 1000039
Liz Carey Actor Bar Girl 1 1000038
Brianna Brown Actor Bar Girl 1 1000037
Shannon Bradley Actor Bar Girl 1 1000036
Hilary Shepard-Turner Actor Bar Girl 1 1000040
Barret Swatek Actor Bar Girl 1 1000041
Stormy Daniels Actor Porn Star 1 1000045
Marisa Guterman Actor Girl with Braces 1 1000044
Michael Bierman Actor 16 Year-Old Andy 1 1000043
Carla Gallo Actor Toe-Sucking Girl 1 1000042
Denise Meyerson Actor Robin 1 1000035
Miki Mia Actor Waxing Lady 1 1000034
Loren Berman Actor Boy at Health Clinic 1 1000028
Nick Lashaway Actor Boy at Health Clinic 1 1000027
Jeff Kahn Actor Dad at Health Clinic 1 1000026
David Koechner Actor Dad at Health Clinic 1 1000025
Julian Foster Actor Boy at Health Clinic 1 1000029
Loudon Wainwright III Actor Priest 1 1000030
Jazzmun Actor Prostitute 1 1000033
Gloria Helena Jones Actor Sara 1 1000032
Lee Weaver Actor Joe 1 1000031
Randy Offer Projectionist n/a 121104 6000011
Suzanne Hanover Photography Still Photographer 120835 6000012
Ralph Middlebrooks Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000054
Marvin Pierce Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000053
Leroy Bonner Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000052
Marshall Jones Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000051
Clarence Satchell Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000055
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott Song ("Get Ur Freak On") 120859 8000056
Edward Holland Song ("Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me a Little While)") 120859 8000060
Darryl Nurse Song ("Stand Up Tall") 120859 8000059
Dylan Mills Song ("Stand Up Tall") 120859 8000058
Timbaland Song ("Get Ur Freak On") 120859 8000057
James Williams Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000050
Willie Beck Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000049
Antonio Alls Song ("J.O.D.D.") 120859 8000042
Marqinarius Holmes Song ("J.O.D.D.") 120859 8000041
Khia Chambers Song ("J.O.D.D.") 120859 8000040
Trick Daddy Song ("J.O.D.D.") 120859 8000039
Herbie Azor Song ("Push It") 120859 8000043
Ray Davies Song ("Push It") 120859 8000044
Al-Rad Lewis Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000048
Antonio Hooker Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000047
Nicole Wray Song ("If I Was Your Girlfriend") 120859 8000046
Brian Holland Song ("Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me a Little While)") 120859 8000061
Lamont Dozier Song ("Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me a Little While)") 120859 8000062
Tony Scott Song ("After Party") 120859 8000080
Jerome Jones Song ("After Party") 120859 8000079
Marques Houston Song ("After Party") 120859 8000078
Rufus Moore Song ("After Party") 120859 8000077
Chad Hugo Song ("Candy") 120859 8000082
Juan Cordova Song ("Candy") 120859 8000083
Geoffrey Downes Song ("Heat of the Moment") 120859 8000087
John Wetton Song ("Heat of the Moment") 120859 8000086
Steve Carell Actor Andy 1 1000001
Inga Marchand Song ("Candy") 120859 8000084
Dot Allison Song ("Sheepskin Tearaway") 120859 8000075
Peter Doherty Song ("Sheepskin Tearaway") 120859 8000074
Rihita Kimura Song ("Shiawase Nara Te Wo Tatakou") 120859 8000068
Lionel Richie Song ("Hello") 120859 8000065
Timothy Wayne Ball Song ("Just Got Lucky") 120859 8000064
Christopher John Bostock Song ("Just Got Lucky") 120859 8000063
Sonny Clark Song ("Sonia") 120859 8000069
Wardell Wilson Song ("Sonia") 120859 8000070
Stephen Geyer Song ("Believe It Or Not (The Greatest American Hero Theme)") 120859 8000073
Mike Post Song ("Believe It Or Not (The Greatest American Hero Theme)") 120859 8000072
R Ellen Song ("Tammy's Dream") 120859 8000071
James Brown Song ("I Got Ants in My Pants") 120859 8000036
Eddie Struzick Song ("Sharing the Night Together") 120859 8000035
Lyle Workman Music n/a 120781 8000001
Michael Hofacre Assistant Editor Avid Assistant Editor 203 7000012
Laura Behary Assistant Editor Film Assistant Editor 203 7000011
Ray Neapolitan Assistant Editor 1st Film Assistant Editor 203 7000010
Julian Bratolyubov Music Arranger Music Preparation 121019 8000002
Helene Colesse Music Arranger ("Midare") 121019 8000003
Jonathan Karp Music Editor n/a 214 8000007
Clive Scott Music Arranger ("Jesu Joy") 121019 8000006
Tom Parker Music Arranger ("Jesu Joy") 121019 8000005
Paul Amphoux Music Arranger ("Midare") 121019 8000004
Alex Hepburn Assistant Editor 1st Avid Assistant Editor 203 7000009
Cambric White Editorial Production Assistant n/a 121035 7000008
Melissa Bretherton Editor n/a 172 7000002
Brent White Editor n/a 172 7000001
Dan Muscarella Color Timer n/a 120921 6000014
Matthew Tucker Korte Loader Film Loader 120956 6000013
Craig Alpert Editor n/a 172 7000003
James Matheny Dialogue Editor n/a 204 7000004
Nathan Bruner Editorial Production Assistant n/a 121035 7000007
Gary Burritt Negative Cutter n/a 556 7000006
Larry Kemp Dialogue Editor n/a 204 7000005
Joe Chiccarelli Music Engineer Recording Engineer 120837 8000008
Chris Fogel Score Mixing Score Mixer 120927 8000009
Larry Blackmon Song ("Word Up") 120859 8000028
Brian Tichy Song ("Train of Disaster") 120859 8000027
David Porter Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000025
William DeBarge Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000024
Tomi Jenkins Song ("Word Up") 120859 8000029
Alfred H Miles Song ("Anchors Aweigh") 120859 8000030
Ava Aldridge Song ("Sharing the Night Together") 120859 8000034
Domenico Savino Song ("Anchors Aweigh") 120859 8000033
George D Lottman Song ("Anchors Aweigh") 120859 8000032
Charles A Zimmerman Song ("Anchors Aweigh") 120859 8000031
Etterlene Jordan Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000023
David J Wynn Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000022
Lester Abrams Song ("Minute by Minute") 120859 8000014
Ken Passarelli Song ("A Life of Illusion") 120859 8000012
Joe Walsh Song ("A Life of Illusion") 120859 8000011
Bryan Carrigan Score Recording Scoring Operator 120840 8000010
DJ Calboz Jr. Song ("Undawhere") 120859 8000016
Aqil Davidson Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000018
Markell Riley Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000021
Teddy Riley Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000020
Anton Lamont Hollins Song ("Rump Shaker") 120859 8000019
Edward Shearmur Song ("Goodnight Lilly/We Kissed") 120859 8000088
Synopsis
Forty-year-old Andy Stitzer has done quite a few things in his life. He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet--something most people have done by this age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever, ever had sex--not even by accident. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy's buddies at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planetful of stranger (and homelier) guys who've at least had one go at having a go. They consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation and go to great lengths to help him. But nothing proves effective enough to lure their friend out of lifelong chastity until he meets Trish, a 40-year-old mother of three. Andy's friends are psyched by the possibility that "it" may finally happen--until they hear that Andy and Trish have begun their relationship based on a mutual no-sex policy.