Never Been Thawed (2005)

Never Been Thawed
Type Feature Film
MPAA Rating None
Runtime 1hr 27mins.
Genres Comedy
Keywords N/A
Status Released
US Release Date
Name Credit Credited as Role Id Sort Order
Sean Anders Screenplay n/a 120778 4000001
Ivan Astrowsky Executive Producer n/a 174 3000003
Gregg Ghelfi Executive Producer n/a 174 3000002
Chuck LeVinus Screenplay n/a 120778 4000002
John Morris Screenplay n/a 120778 4000003
Thomas Laufenberg Audio n/a 120810 14000001
Thomas Laufenberg Composer n/a 120836 8000002
John Morris Composer n/a 120836 8000001
Chuck LeVinus Producer n/a 3 3000001
Sean Anders Director n/a 2 2000001
Charles Arnold Actor Matt Dakin 1 1000004
CJ Cotton Actor Alana Mavin 1 1000003
Shelly Frasier Actor Shelly Toue 1 1000002
John Angelo Actor Milo Binder 1 1000005
Mike Gordon Actor Vince Coppecki 1 1000006
John Morris Actor Chris Anderson 1 1000009
Chuck LeVinus Actor Chuck McTavish 1 1000008
Sean Anders Actor Shawn Anderson 1 1000007
Allen Zwolle Actor Al McTavish 1 1000001
Shawn has been collecting frozen dinners since he was twelve. Today he works part-time as a dental hygienist to cover the cost of operating fourteen full-sized freezers in a one bedroom apartment. Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entrée Enthusiasts' Club, a small group of fanatical collectors determined to host the world's first Frozen Entrée Enthusiasts' Convention. Shelly became infatuated with Shawn and joined the club after seeing him sing with his band. In a shameless bid for money and fame, Shawn had recently "converted" his obscene punk band to Christian rock. Shelly, a counselor on an Intercourse Prevention Hotline, a devout Christian and proud virgin was smitten by Shawn's "Christian bad-boy" image. Al, the bass player, questions his band's new direction. He belongs to Shawn's club primarily to foster his secret crush on Shelly. Al's prospects are not helped by the fact that he lives with his parents and works as a "smilist" at Klown Kutz. Milo, the band's manager, owns the No Choice Café--an anti-abortion themed Christian café located across the street from an abortion clinic. Milo believes Shawn's band is ready for the Christian Big Time and has set up a showcase performance for Holy Trinity Records. Meanwhile, Vince, the club's wealthiest member, has assembled an entrée collection that may soon rival Shawn's. Vince's impressive collection makes him a serious threat to Shawn's authority.