We'll Never Have Paris (2013)

We'll Never Have Paris
Type Feature Film
MPAA Rating N/A
Runtime 1hr 29mins.
Genres Romantic Comedy
Keywords conflict, jazz, love, love triangle, musician, piano, romance, true story
Status Awaiting Release
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Hollis Hill Executive Producer n/a 174 3000013
Rodney Baty Executive Producer n/a 174 3000014
Judd Rubin Executive Producer n/a 174 3000015
Cassian Elwes Executive Producer n/a 174 3000016
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Manny Siverio Stunt Coordinator n/a 120804 19000001
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Armann Ortega Set Decorator n/a 165 9000004
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Steven Phan Art Director n/a 183 9000002
Nadya Gurevich Set Decorator n/a 165 9000003
Carrie Menke Executive Producer n/a 174 3000012
Oliver Simon Executive Producer n/a 174 3000011
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Dana Ivey Actor Francoise 1 1000009
Meredith Hagner Actor Leah 1 1000010
Simon Helberg Director n/a 2 2000001
Judith Light Actor Jean 1 1000007
Alfred Molina Actor Terry 1 1000006
Maggie Grace Actor Kelsey 1 1000002
Melanie Lynskey Actor Devon 1 1000003
Jason Ritter Actor Kurt 1 1000004
Zachary Quinto Actor Jameson 1 1000005
Jocelyn Towne Director n/a 2 2000002
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Zulfikar Guzelgun Executive Producer n/a 174 3000008
Steffan Aumeller Executive Producer n/a 174 3000009
Daniel Baur Executive Producer n/a 174 3000010
Daniel Wagner Executive Producer n/a 174 3000006
Marc Platt Executive Producer n/a 174 3000005
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Synopsis
Hyper-neurotic Quinn Berman has a quarter-life crisis when a minor eye ailment gives him a taste of mortality. Upon sharing this news with his coworker, Kelsey, a tall, hot blonde, who once modeled for a Mervyn's catalog, his life is thrown into chaos when she confesses her love for him, all just moments before he plans to propose to his girlfriend, Devon. Quinn impulsively leaves Devon for Kelsey, and within hours, immediately regrets his decision, sending him right back to Devon. However, minutes after he wins her back, he can't help but admit his infidelities with Kelsey. Devon takes off for Paris to "find herself," but not before instructing Quinn to sew his oats and get it out of his system before there can be any possible reconciliation. He attempts to follow her orders, but only has Devon in his heart. Quinn seeks advice from his sage-like, ADD riddled best friend, Jameson, and his stunted, stoner Optometrist father, Harvey, to no avail. Thus, in an act of chivalry, Quinn follows Devon to Paris, where, much to his surprise, he discovers that she has now met a Frenchman. But Quinn will stop at nothing to win back his love, a pursuit that is fraught with many pitfalls, namely that the forsaken Kelsey decides to also follow Quinn to Paris to win him back.