This has to be a Continental sketch. There is no way this is for real. I mean, Boom Boom Room sounds like something Christopher Walken would call a Black Eyed Peas song. Or a cheerleading practice facility. Or a shotgun store.
Anyway, this is real life and this is happening. Walken is set to star in Boom Boom Room with the only hot piece from Twilight – Ashley Greene. Oh yeah, Shirley MacLaine will star in it too. But let’s forget that for a moment and just imagine all the possibilities of a Walken/Greene movie called Boom Boom Room. Walken teaching Greene how to shoot weapons as they train for a bank heist. Walken being a sex god that has to teach the young nubile the ways of love. OK, that was a little weird. We’ll go back to the real synopsis: Walken and MaClaine are two old vaudeville performers living in a magical desert hoping that one day their daughter will return to them. In walks Greene who, though not their daughter, will nevertheless change their life. Also – long haired dancing Indians show up.
So maybe that wasn’t any less crazy. The film is being written and directed by Lian Lunson, a former Australian model turned documentarian turned writer/director. But don’t worry, she’s still Australian.