Ashley Greene & Christopher Walken To Star In ‘Boom Boom Room’

Ashley GreeneThis has to be a Continental sketch. There is no way this is for real. I mean, Boom Boom Room sounds like something Christopher Walken would call a Black Eyed Peas song. Or a cheerleading practice facility. Or a shotgun store.

Anyway, this is real life and this is happening. Walken is set to star in Boom Boom Room with the only hot piece from TwilightAshley Greene. Oh yeah, Shirley MacLaine will star in it too. But let’s forget that for a moment and just imagine all the possibilities of a Walken/Greene movie called Boom Boom Room. Walken teaching Greene how to shoot weapons as they train for a bank heist. Walken being a sex god that has to teach the young nubile the ways of love. OK, that was a little weird. We’ll go back to the real synopsis: Walken and MaClaine are two old vaudeville performers living in a magical desert hoping that one day their daughter will return to them. In walks Greene who, though not their daughter, will nevertheless change their life. Also – long haired dancing Indians show up.

So maybe that wasn’t any less crazy. The film is being written and directed by Lian Lunson, a former Australian model turned documentarian turned writer/director. But don’t worry, she’s still Australian.

Source: IndieWire