We all have moments where we wish we had the ideal insult to hurl at someone. Usually, we don’t think of that perfectly-prepared dig until the moment has passed. We’ve decided to put an end to that for the sake of arguments everywhere. Using our favorite movies, we’ve compiled a list of the best insults for any given situation, so you won’t end up like George Costanza.
NBC / seinfeldlessons.tumblr.com
NBC / seinfeldlessons.tumblr.com
It may take time to perfect these insults, but remember to always remain optimistic that your insults will improve.
Buena Vista Pictures / sourwolf-exorcised-sherlock.tumblr.com
Buena Vista Pictures / sourwolf-exorcised-sherlock.tumblr.com
When Starbucks messes up your coffee order:
New World Pictures / rooneymara.tumblr.com
When someone says they don’t like Beyoncé:
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / adriennefromthefuture.tumblr.com
When your friend texts you about the same guy for the 3143268th time:
The Weinstein Company / not-thefunniestblog.tumblr.com
When your ex starts dating someone new:
Paramount Pictures / totalfilm.tumblr.com
When someone asks you to volunteer on a Saturday morning:
New World Pictures / tumblr.com
When someone spoils Game of Thrones:
Fox Searchlight Pictures / Paramount Pictures / fynapoleondynamite.tumblr.com
When someone cuts you off on the highway:
Paramount Pictures / therealcalicali.tumblr.com
When you need everyone to be aware of how much better you are:
Universal Pictures / allmoviegifs.tumblr.com
When you’re hungover and someone just keeps talking:
Columbia Pictures / already-asleep.tumblr.com
When someone corrects your grammar:
Paramount Pictures / rikajeanne.tumblr.com
Whenever someone speaks passionately about the Kardashians:
Warner Bros. / satanisnexttoyou.tumblr.com
When your team’s game is on at a rival bar:
Universal Pictures / thoughtcatalog.com
When you see someone wearing crocs on the street:
Paramount Pictures / char-thelove.tumblr.com
When someone unworthy of your time compliments you:
Buena Vista Pictures / uglyowlfilms.com
When some heifer tries to give you outfit advice:
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / totalfilm.tumblr.com
When you need to just win the Mom-insults:
Columbia Pictures / tumblr.com
When a creep hits on you at a bar (first drink):
Paramount Pictures / livinginmywonderland.tumblr.com
When a creep hits on you at a bar (second drink):
Buena Vista Pictures / cuntclaws.tumblr.com
When a creep hits on you at a bar (lost count of drinks):
Columbia Pictures / spacecadet.tumblr.com
At the end of a day when almost anything and everything warrants insult:
The Weinstein Company / rebloggy.com
Hopefully, now you can go about your day perpetually proud of your new skill.
Screen Gems / fuckyeahreactiongifs.tumblr.com
