Time for the requisite SPOILER ALERT: If you saw Brave this weekend, you’d know that among its great, empowering moments, there was one that made your eyes roll to the back of your heads. If you didn’t see Brave this weekend, you wouldn’t know that the moment I speak of involved Princess Merida’s mother being turned into a bear. That’s right, the film about a spunky young princess featured an awkward plot twist about Merida coping with a mother bear. (And a literal one at that!) Sorry, faux Dwight — I’d take beets and Battlestar Galactica over bears in my Brave.