Chooch | 2004

Comedy
The misadventures of two cousins from Queens, New York, during an ill-fated vacation to Cancun.

Cast

... Dino Condito

Actor

... Jubilene Condito

Actor

... Nicol "Nick" Rubino

Actor

... Anthony Rubino

Actor

... The Mayor of Bocci Park

Actor

... Sally Boy

Actor

... Dino's Mother

Actor

... Dino's Father

Actor

... Ladonna

Actor

... Billy Del Nino

Actor

... Narrator/Voice of Chooch

Actor

... Jubilene's Father

Actor

Company

Fruitbasket Films

Production Company

Synopsis

The life of Queens resident Dino Condito is about to take a surprising turn. After letting down his softball team by striking out in the bottom of the ninth against Hoboken, his crew brands him "the chooch." Trying to cheer up his cousin Dino, Jubilene Condito cashes in his savings from his first holy communion and springs for a vacation to Cancun. "You mean leave Queens?" asks Dino, as if the thought had never occurred to him. But there's a mix-up on the way to the airport involving a mysterious bag of money. As soon as Dino and Jube land in Mexico, they're abducted by a pair of thugs and left in the desert at the mercy of a trio of soldiers. It takes reuniting Dino's old Queens "crew," including Dino's beloved pet dachsund, to save the two cousins. Only after a jail bust, donkey ride, chicken coop explosion, and a life-changing love affair at the local bordello does the crew finally arrive to save the day. Returning home in triumphant glory with his reunited crew and newfound love Ladonna, Dino discovers the meaning of family, friendship and neighborhood.

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