‘Cosmopolis’: Even Robert Pattinson Can Get Rejected — VIDEO

CosmopolisAt any given point in time, Robert Pattinson has a fleet of teenage girls traveling cross-country, committing felonies, and performing ritual sacrifices all in the hopes of earning his love. But the man cannot seem to win over Sarah Gadon.

In the below clip for David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis, which looks so odd and off-kilter that it might very well be the answer to every philosophical question you have ever wanted to ask, billionaire Eric Packer (Pattinson) claws desperately at the idea of a human connection, struggling to convince Elise (Gadon) to join him in embracing the definition of “inflammation” (it kind of makes sense when you watch it).

Unfortunately, as is the usual case for guys working their A-game, any semblance of a mood is killed by a pair of guys who run in screaming about the end of days, dragging dead rats all over the place. You’re the best, Cronenberg.


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Staff editor Michael Arbeiter’s natural state of being can best be described as “mild panic attack.” His earliest memories of growing up in Queens, New York, involve nighttime conversations with a voice from his bedroom wall (the jury’s still out on what that was all about) and a love for classic television that spawned from the very first time he was allowed to watch “The Munsters.” Attending college at SUNY Binghamton, a 20-year-old Michael learned two things: that he could center his future on this love for TV and movies, and that dragons never actually existed — he was kind of late in the game on that one.