David Hasselhoff Joins ‘Piranha 3DD’

the hoffThis isn’t the first time David Hasselhoff will be swimming around with some DDs, if you know what I mean. What I mean is David Hasselhoff is an alcoholic and routinely uses designated drivers to transport him everywhere so he doesn’t get a DUI. Also, he used to be on Baywatch and there were a lot of large-chested women around the beach.

Anyway, Hasselhoff joined Piranha 3DD along with Gary Busey and I’m going to this end this article right there because there is absolutely nothing sweeter than what I just wrote.

Source: ComingSoon