Dinos Are Bigger And Badder In Final ‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Trailer

 

One day people will learn not to make dinosaurs

We started with Jurassic Park, things went awful. They wanted to bring a dinosaur back, it escaped. Then they made Jurassic World. It was awesome till dinosaurs went out of popularity (which, come on, impossible). They made a bigger stronger dino, and it destroyed the park.

In ‘Jurassic World: The Lost Kingdom’ that doesn’t happen.

Kidding.

The film brings back Owen (Chris Pratt) and Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) to the island that I would never go back to if I were them. A volcano is erupting and Blue is still on the island. They get Claire and Owen to go back and rescue the dino that literally saved their lives in the last film. Humans suck and they hunt down Blue and take back to sell them in a bid. Those rich people want bigger and better, so they make an even more powerful dinosaur and it’s friendly.

Just kidding.

 

‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ releases June 22, 2018.

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