Oh the innocence of childhood, while watching movies you have a whole different perspective than an adult. Because of this there are many jokes that flew over your head. Luckily you now have us to point out things you might have never noticed. Here are 10 dirty movie moments you didn’t get at first.
1. Osmosis Jones
In Osmosis Jones, the camera pans to a picture of Frank’s founder. As a kid, you probably didn’t notice what this statute was. However, adults could readily identify it as sperm. It’s a pretty epic joke if you ask us.
2. Space Jam
Not every dirty joke has to be dirty. While kids were probably super focused on the mix of live action and animation in Space Jam, Quentin Tarantino fans probably readily recognized this obviously reference to Pulp Fiction.
Have you ever tried to say Lord Farquaad’s name five times fast? If you have, you probably realized that it sounds very similar to “fuckwad”. It’s no secret that the vertically challenged Lord was the absolute worst in Shrek. However, it still surprising that the peeps over at Dreamworks got away with it.
4. The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue
So yeah, this PC definitely just had an orgasm in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue. Kids probably just saw it as the PC getting exciting, but adults knew what all of the moans and gleeful shrieks really were.
Lightning McQueen was a damn lucky race car. In what is Disney’s equivalent to Girls Gone Wild, two of Lighting’s “fans” Mia and Tia roll up to him and “flash” their “headlights” at him, to which Lightning quickly responds, “Oh, I love being me.” Very clever Disney. Filthy, but clever.
When grilling Anna about her betrothed Hans in Frozen, Kristoff asked some pretty personal questions. Little kids probably never batted an eye when Kristoff asked about Hans’ shoe size. But our ears were immediately perked as adults. Anna quickly retorts, “Shoe size doesn’t matter!” Well, it may not matter to Anna what little Hans was bringing to the table, but everyone knows what they say about men with big feet.
7. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The sultry Jessica Rabbit assured Roger Rabbit that she loved him more than she’d ever loved any rabbit. Though this probably went right over your head as a little kid, as an adult you can probably get that Ms. Jessica is talking about a rabbit that vibrates.
8. Aladdin and the King of Thieves
During Aladdin and Jasmine’s wedding the pavilion begins to shake and Genie says, “I thought the earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon.” Kids probably missed this, but adults certainly got the knocking boots reference.
9. The Incredibles
This reference to a drinking game probably went over your head as a kid. Mr. Incredible decided to steal an RV, and as he approaches the guards in the vehicle, he sees that they are popping bottles while watching their boss destroy a town. One of the guards even says, “Every time they run we take a shot.” Sounds more fun that beer pong.
10. Willy Wonka
This one is very sneaky. Apparently Willy Wonka was actually very questionable since he had little kids taste snozzberries. That’s not a foreign fruit, it actually means the head of a penis.
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