Superman May Be the Man of Steel…But He Can’t Hold His Liquor

You know those obnoxious Man of Steel tie-in Gillette ads that ask “How does Superman shave?” Every time I see those I feel like shouting, “With a razor!” Well, the good folks at Official Comedy have asked a far more pertinent question: Can Superman get drunk? And if so, what’s he like soused? Turns out the Son of Krypton can’t really hold his liquor and pretty much ruins Jimmy Olson’s vaguely douche-y birthday party. Call it Kryptonite in a bottle! 

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Editor/Interactive Content Director Christian Blauvelt is Hollywood.com’s expert for all things geek. Can’t tell the difference between a Kowakian monkey lizard and a Krayt dragon? Don’t know whether to order a raktajino or a Romulan Ale from your Ferengi barman? He’s your geek! This knowledge was acquired over many years of rigorous training during his youth on the swamp planet St. Petersburg, FL. Think of him like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike but with entertainment journalism in place of the custom furniture ambitions and minus the washboard abs. A stint on the ice planet Hoth (Northwestern University) finally led to him coming to Coruscant (New York City), where he helps share his knowledge with you all. He will desperately try to avoid puns like, "Set phasers for phun!"

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