Exclusive Interviews With Danny McBride, Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari and Nick Swardson

I’m normally a bit of a pacifist, but when I had the chance to sit down and chat with the stars of Sony Pictures’ latest action comedy, 30 Minutes or Less, I took the opportunity to stir the pot. Stars Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg play the good guys pitted against Danny McBride and Nick Swardson’s dastardly (hapless) duo, and when I asked them about who would fare better in a real life fight, their answers were a little…incongruent. Of course, the actors shared a little more than just their trash-talking abilities, including a supposed Fast and the Furious crossover and the potential of bringing Eisenberg on board for an episode of Parks and Recreation.

Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.