Welp, time for some new faces to die in really, really kickass ways.
The cast for Final Destination 5, a.k.a. 5inal Destination, just added four new members: David Koechner, Nicholas D’Agosto, P.J. Byrne, and Ellen Wroe.
Koechner (The Office, Anchorman) is the biggest name on the list. He’s playing a clueless executive (imagine that!), and will probably die from a stapler to the forehead while galloping around the office, screaming “yeehawww!”
D’Agosto (Heroes) plays a guy who doesn’t make a fast decision on his own life — which definitely doesn’t sound like it ends well. Byrne (Dinner for Schmucks) will be an obnoxious kleptomaniac (who probably steals from death — haha! get it?); and Wroe (Huge) plays a snobby gymnast and daughter of a company executive — so yeah, she’ll die pretty quick.