‘Good Old Fashioned Orgy’ Trailer As Wild As It Sounds

When I first heard about A Good Old Fashioned Orgy, I assumed it was a bunch of prudish, perhaps adventurously repressed adults of relative affluence and respectability, breaking down to overcompensate for mundanity with (insert title). However, the trailer has educated me that it’s actually a bunch of lewd, suspended adolescent party animals who just never braved this particular manifestation of debauchery. So, is this a disappointment or a relief? I’m not sure, and the trailer does not give me conviction in either direction regarding the quality this movie will promise.

But I do enjoy a The Goonies reference when I hear one.

Staff editor Michael Arbeiter’s natural state of being can best be described as “mild panic attack.” His earliest memories of growing up in Queens, New York, involve nighttime conversations with a voice from his bedroom wall (the jury’s still out on what that was all about) and a love for classic television that spawned from the very first time he was allowed to watch “The Munsters.” Attending college at SUNY Binghamton, a 20-year-old Michael learned two things: that he could center his future on this love for TV and movies, and that dragons never actually existed — he was kind of late in the game on that one.

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