Happy, Texas | 1999
A comedy about two escaped convicts who get caught up in a small-town "Little Miss Fresh Squeezed" pageant by pretending that they are famous gay directors. Wayne and Harry fall into the pretense accidentally, but soon find it a perfect cover. While Wayne becomes a success at coaching the little girls' dance classes, Harry works on the town's bigwigs. Things get complicated when Wayne falls for a (female) teacher, and the town sheriff decides that he is gay, and starts courting Harry.