‘I Am Number Four’ Trailer Lands

Let’s see what this film has going for it, starting with the things I care least about to things that actually make me want to see it:

-James Frey wrote it. He wrote A Million Little Pieces. I managed to not read the book and avoid his whole fiasco without even trying not to care.

-The title. Couldn’t they have saved space calling it “I’m #4?”

DJ Caruso directed it. That’s cool, I guess?

That one girl from Glee is in it! Sweet! She’s cute.

-It’s about aliens and psychic powers and stuff.

Steven Spielberg produced it. He’s done some quality stuff in the past.

Michael Bay produced it. AW HELL YEAH, STUFF GONNA GO BOOOOOM!

Anyway, here’s the trailer: