New ‘The Lone Ranger’ Trailer Has Our Heroes Workin’ on the Railroad

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The Lone Ranger and his sidekick Tonto (Johnny Depp) have been working on the railroad. All the live-long day, my friends. But they haven’t been doing it just to pass the time away — oh no, these two are on a mission. A mission to save the world from the evildoings of rich, bored, angry men hell-bent on taking over these United States with a boatload of [Hi-ho] silver. The horror! The horror! Luckily for the wild, wild West of America, greed and corruption have no place in a land protected by John Reid (Armie Hammer).

The new trailer for the film, which hits theaters in July, gives us a glimpse of Red Harrington. She seems to have quite the ivory complextion, literally. Her leg looks to be carved out of ivory and maybe able to shoot people? So advanced! So steampunk! So retro[-fitted].

Check out the trailer, below and let us know what you think of the film in the comments.

The Lone Ranger  gallops into theaters July 3, 2013.

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Staff Writer Alicia Lutes is a corgi enthusiast from Connecticut living in Los Angeles. She loves Tina Fey, television, ugly things and really money cheese plates. Growing up, her grandfather frequently said, "you’re so god-damned good with words! You should do something with words with your life!" so she made it her quest to plaster her wordy witticisms across the Internet. She looks forward to retiring at the age of 80 and opening a fromagerie with a small army of wrinkly-faced and stumpy-legged dogs.

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