New ‘Little Fockers’ Trailer: Mild Enthusiasm Abounds!

You know how sometimes kids just won’t listen to you, no matter how many times you tell them not to touch the electrical fence? They just keep reaching for it and reaching for it? They start whining and complaining and then they do that voice that the kid does when he gets really fussy and hungry and you can just feel a tantrum coming on and you don’t want to deal with it. Not right now, not after the incredibly hard week at work you’ve had and you swear to God if that kid screams out here, even though it’s in the middle of the country, you’ll leave him by the side of the road, wait, no that’s harsh, but holy hell can this kid whine. Where did he learn that? Why does he want to touch the fence so badly? He just keeps whining and whining. And eventually you get so fed up you just let him do it and learn this little lesson on his own? And then the kid decides to take a piss on the fence just to see what happens and when it finally does you hope the kid has learned his lesson?

Basically what I’m trying to say is that I’d rather piss on an electric fence then watch Little Fockers. But here is the new trailer anyway!