New ‘Red Riding Hood’ Trailer Packs More Action

Tired of vampires? (I know, right? Thanks, Twilight, for putting a stake in the heart of something that used to be so awesome.) Maybe you’re over the whole sparkly-skinned, pointy toothed predators, but hey, werewolves never get old right? That’s what the people at Warner Bros. are hoping. Their answer to Twilight, Red Riding Hood, strives to bring the sexy to the classic tale. The films’ second trailer has hit the internet, showing us a little less Amanda Seyfried pouting in a red cape and looking sexy and a little more of Gary Oldman as the werewolf hunter, which could potentially be awesome but from the evidence in the trailer his greatness is squandered. Still, they clearly know that some of us are looking for a little more action and a little less angst. Too bad Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails got their hands on this soundtrack though, it just went from a forgettable teen thriller to obnoxious, dated and over-the-top.

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