Though we’re all super excited to see Captain America: Civil War, we are still very distraught that we won’t be seeing Chris Hemsworth A.K.A. Thor in the film. Though Hemy has revealed which side Thor falls on in the battle between Iron Man and Captain America, we’re sill sad that the blonde god and most yummy Avenger will be nowhere to be found in this film. In spite of our anguish at his absence, here are 13 reasons why Thor is the sexiest Avenger.
1. His social media etiquette is perfection.
We could definitely turn that selfie into an usie.
2. He’s the best house guest.
We’d literally never want him to leave.
3. He’s not afraid to show emotion.
Seriously, could it get any better than that? Tell us where it hurts Thor, we’ll make it better.
4. He knows the importance of signature fashion pieces.
There has never been a more delicious man to wear a red cape. (Well, we guess Superman is equally as hunky.)
5. But Thor just might give better Superman action than Superman himself.
The precision here is almost too much for us to even deal with.
6. Coffee is his friend!
Us too boo!! Caffeine is like our family.
7. Thor’s really good with his hands.
He has the perfect touch.
8. Like really really good.
We’re sure he’d catch us if we fell.
9. Gigantic monsters don’t really phase him.
The Asgard King is #unbothered.
10. He doesn’t have time for frail human emotions.
Our bae is utterly disgusted.
11. He’s not a fan of people touching things that belong to him.
Hands off Steve!!
12. Thor delivers threats like this….
We would be loyal to Thor, always.
13. He knows how to make the best entrances.
Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Thor!!!
