Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy Join Cop Comedy. Pop Culture Christmas!

Melissa McCarthyIs it possible to have a girl crush on an inanimate object? Because it’s hard not to want to write about the following project all over your Lisa Frank notebook: According to Variety, Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy are set to star in a buddy cop comedy. But wait — it gets better: The project will be directed by Paul Feig, the man who brought us the 2011 blockbuster Bridesmaids

Variety reports the film will focus on a “high-strung FBI agent” (played by Bullock), who will no doubt eat piles of junk food but inexplicably remain gorgeous and a Boston-bred officer (played by McCarthy), who will no doubt make us laugh until we have Hidden Valley Ranch dressing streaming from our eyes. The surely unconventional duo will be forced to combine quirky forces to battle a Russian mobster. (Is it too soon to petition that Air Marshall Jon makes a cameo?)