‘Scary Movie 5′ Will Pit Big Ang Against Sherée Whitfield — PIC

Alright, America: listen up! We have a photo below, and it may just rip your mind in two if you don’t go into this post carefully–and in the right frame of mind. To prepare you, it must be said that the image involves Big Ang (of VH1’s Mob Wives) and She By Sherée Whitfield (of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Atlanta). And, according to the Weinstein Company, the image is a predecessor to moment where the ladies “go to blows in an unforgettable fight scene” in the upcoming Scary Movie 5. Yep, that’s right, Big Ang’s big boobs are gonna try and check Sherée, boo in a campy parody of a horror film. Battles between reality celebrities such as these are the world’s bread and butter, I say. Don’t you agree? Behold the truth!

Big Ang, Sheree, Scary Movie 5

We imagine the scene will go something like this:





And then everybody chokes on their own class and civility and dies!

The film features a bevy of familiar faces, including Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Tisdale, Terry Crews, Heather Locklear, Molly Shannon and Kate Walsh.

Scary Movie 5 opens nationwide April 19, 2013. Will you be checking it out? Sound off in the comments below!

[Photo Credit: Dimension Films; GIF Credit: realitytvgifs]

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Staff Writer Alicia Lutes is a corgi enthusiast from Connecticut living in Los Angeles. She loves Tina Fey, television, ugly things and really money cheese plates. Growing up, her grandfather frequently said, "you’re so god-damned good with words! You should do something with words with your life!" so she made it her quest to plaster her wordy witticisms across the Internet. She looks forward to retiring at the age of 80 and opening a fromagerie with a small army of wrinkly-faced and stumpy-legged dogs.