Bridemaids has taught us many things. It has taught us about friendship and wedding planning. It’s taught us never to eat at a strange place before a dress fitting. But, most importantly, it’s taught us some stuff about drinking.
You firmly believe that wine makes everything better:
Beer does not make you bloated:
Your flirtation skills become a little less subtle:
And your dance moves aren’t as great as you think they are:
Too much alcohol and you’ll start making fun of people unintentionally:
But your insults are pretty terrible:
If you see a police officer, you think it’s funny to talk to them:
When you’re drunk, you think you can stealthily break into/out of places:
If you see a puppy, you’ll freak out and attempt to steal them all:
Sometimes you get confused about whether or not you’ve hooked up with someone:
You go from happy drunk to feeling sorry for yourself in five seconds:
You forget that such things as TMI exist:
You start coming up with ideas that you think are brilliant:
Alcohol suddenly makes you think you’re an expert on history:
Sometimes, life will bite you in the ass. When you’re drunk, a person will bite you on the ass:
After a night out, you’ll check your bank account and begin to cry:
What lessons did Bridesmaids teach you? Share your answers in the comment section below!
