Batman vs. Superman. The Hulk vs. Professor Xavier. Spider-Man vs. Iron Man. Any superhero super fan has wondered what would happen if their favorite comic protagonists faced off against one another. But debating those battles is almost too easy.
The Battle: Wonder Woman vs. Green Hornet
In the Right Corner: Wonder Woman, who has PMS and is sans Midol.
In the Left Corner: Green Hornet, who just got stuck for three hours on the US-101 at I-405 Interchange after his Imperial Crown Sedan breaks down.
Inside Wonder Woman’s Day: It’s that time of the month. Wonder Woman woke up on the wrong side of her bed, and to be honest, she just didn’t feel like getting up and twirling around into a revealing costume that will show off just how bloat-y she feels.
Inside Green Hornet’s Day: After attending his father’s funeral last week, Britt Reid went on a week-long bender with Kato. He woke up this morning with a pounding headache in nothing but his Green Hornet mask to find out that he had been robbed by the hooker he took home the night before.
The Battle: Wonder Woman is driving along when she sees Green Hornet walking down the street. He tries to bum a ride with his thumb, but she keeps on driving. Hornet doesn’t like this one bit and proceeds to smash his bottle at her car. Ohhhh! Wrong move buddy.
The Winner: Green Hornet. Damn perjury.