In a shocking move that has sent waves of confusion over the entire entertainment industry, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot, appropriately titled Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D (since it concerns massacres involving chainsaws in Texas and in the third dimension), has added three really pretty actors to it’s cast.
Our male lead is none other than Clint Eastwood’s younger son Scott. He seems to have the hard stare his father made famous and if learned anything from his old man, won’t run away from some redneck swinging a chainsaw. Our female lead (and apparently the lead of the film) will be the Percy Jackson star Alexandria Daddario, as previously reported. Her best friend will be LOST alum Tania Raymonde, the lovable Alex and daughter of very strange Ben Linus.
Again, I know how shocking this bit of casting news is to most you. We have three fairly talented actors that happen to be above average beauty leading a horror film remake. This is a new world we’re living in folks. Enjoy the ride.