‘The Expendables’ Destroy YouTube

ALTWe love to watch YouTube (they enable our kitten addiction!) but there’s a lot about the site that gets on our nerves. There’s the loud advertisements before videos, that cursed spinning load circle, and let’s not even get started on the comments section. So if you’ve ever wanted to reach though our computer screens and punch YouTube in it’s nonexistent face, like we have, the new Expendables YouTube page where Sylvester Stallone does just that is going to be very cathartic. (Especially when he takes on the related videos. Those things are never related, Tube! Fix your damn sorting algorithm!) Also a highlight: the fake comments, which replicate the average poster’s grammar, but are far more complementary and free of spam than any YouTube comments I’ve ever seen. Check out the mayhem for yourself here, at http://www.youtube.com/expendables

The Expendables, which stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crews, Jet Li, Dolph Lundrgren, and anyone else to fired a machine gun wildly while screaming in the 80’s, is due out on the 13th.