15 Of The Most Ridiculous Things Ever Said In The Twilight Saga

There’s no denying the Twilight Saga was a pop-culture phenomenon, which made mega stars of the cast. While we all wished we would meet our own coven of vampires to fall in love with, some of the things said in the films were so ridiculous and cheesy, it’s pretty much impossible to not LOL.

1.  Edward Cullen: “I’ll take care of her, Chief Swan.”

Charlie Swan: “Uh-huh. I’ve heard that before. [stops Bella] Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.”

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2. “You better hold on tight spider monkey.”

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3. “You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.”

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4. “Don’t worry about the bears Bella. My Kung Fu is strong.”

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5. “Aren’t people from Arizona supposed to be, like, really tan?”

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6. “We’re the same temperature now.”

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7.  “My monkey man.”

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8. “You give me everything just by breathing.”

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9. “Dude you really don’t want to start comparing stinks.”

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10. Edward: “I’ll meet you at the altar.”

Bella: “I’ll be the one in white.”

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11. “I guess the wolf is out of the bag.”

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12. “What a marshmallow.”

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13. Rosalie: “Is she even Italian?”

Emmett: “Her name’s Bella.”

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14. “I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There’s… Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat… And then you, nothing. That’s very frustrating.”

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15. Edward: “You’re wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think it’s a joke.”

Bella: “O’Cmon. I’m only eighteen!”

Edward: “Well I’m nearly one hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down.”

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