18 Things To Never Say To A Disney Fan

If you’re a Disney addict, then you know how incredible Disney is. You have dreams about moving-in at Walt Disney World and living inside Cinderella’s castle. Not because you’re obsessed with princesses (okay, yes you are) but because it’s beautiful and awesome. However, being a grown-up Disney lover comes with a hefty toll. You’re constantly being talked down to by non-Disney lovers. That ends now.

1. “Disney is for little kids.”

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2. “I haven’t watched a Disney movie since the ’90s.”

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You’ve missed out on some good stuff man.

3. “Frozen is the greatest Disney movie of all time.”

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I don’t even have the time to sit here and tell how wrong you are.

4. “I didn’t cry when Mufasa died in The Lion King.”

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I call bullshit.

5. “The ending of Toy Story 3 wasn’t sad at all.”

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Why do you lie so much?

6. “Oh, yeah I liked Disney when I was little!”

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Um. Everyone did. And people still do.

7. “I only like Anna and Elsa from the princesses.”

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Elsa is a queen. Also, there are 12 other princesses (as classified by Disney) for you to choose from and most of them rank above Anna.

8. “Pixar is terrible at animation.”

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9. “Peter Pan is a weirdo that doesn’t want to grow up.”

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No, you’re the weirdo. Who wants to grow up?!

10. “I didn’t want to be a mermaid after watching The Little Mermaid.”

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You, my friend, are a liar.

11. “Do you want to build a snow man?”

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It’s not funny anymore!

12. “Disney music is really corny.”

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13. “I’m so tired of seeing Disney crap all over my newsfeed.”

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Blah, blah, blah.

14. “Oh yeah, I loved Anastasia and Shrek!”

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That’s 20th Century Fox and DreamWorks, but nice try you wannabe Dis-nerd.

15. “Circle of Life is a terrible song.”

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Get out of my life!

16. “Mickey and Minnie aren’t cute. They’re actually kind of creepy.”

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Watch it, that’s America’s Greatest Couple you’re talking shit about.

17. “So are you going to have a Disney wedding? Those are super cheesy.”

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Who cares if I do?! It’s my wedding. Not yours.

18. “Disney? I’ve only seen Cars and Cars 2.”

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That is blasphemy.

If you keep talking like this, I’ll be forced to quote my favorite Hawaiian girl, Lilo:

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