68 Thoughts We Had While Watching ‘Jurassic World’

The highly anticipated Jurassic World has finally arrived. 14 years after the last film in the series, Jurassic Park III, things pick up kind-of where they left off and we see a successful “Jurassic Park” format, in the form of Jurassic World. Fans of the first film in the franchise have been waiting for this moment for years. SO MUCH HAPPENED, that we had a million different thoughts running through our heads. If you haven’t seen Jurassic World yet, there are many spoilers ahead.

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1. Aww, look a baby is hatching!
2. Oh, they hatch differently than the cute little babies in Jurassic Park.
3. Is that the kid from Iron Man 3?
4. Yep.
5. No fair, I want to hang out with RDJ and Chris Pratt.
6. Here we go again, people being stupid when it comes to dinosaurs. 
7. Because it’s a bunch of people who don’t even understand dinosaurs, trying to run a theme park full of them.
8. Seriously????? Will they EVER learn?
9. Why aren’t dinosaurs cool enough? I think they’re cool enough.

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10. Wait. B.D. Wong didn’t learn his lesson from Jurassic Park?
11. Side bar, he aged REALLY well in these last 22 years.
12. It’s like they’re TRYING to have things go wrong.
13. Is this the first homage to JP, why is Bryce in all white?
14. You’re on an island. Chris Pratt is dressed appropriately. Why aren’t you Bryce?
15. Is a Mercedes really the car to drive when dinosaurs attack?
16. I guess 2015 is not the year of Good Guy Vincent D’Onofrio.
17. I wish I could go to Jurassic World.
18. This place is ah-mazing. Holy Christ. These dinosaurs are incredible. 
19. But without all these people. I want it to be just me and the dinosaurs.
20. Maybe I don’t want to go…

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21. This doesn’t feel right.
22. Don’t go in there Chris, it doesn’t feel right!
23. I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE! FUCK!
24. So, a dinosaur that can trick humans gets out, and you guys don’t want to close the park? Smart. That’s the right choice.
25. Let’s just move everyone to the same place. That way the Indominus doesn’t have to search hard.
26. That’s right boys. Don’t go back when they say to! 
27. And you especially should go off course, because that’s a good idea.
28. I’m happy that the Jimmy Fallon gyrosphere can survive a dinosaur attack, but that cellphone couldn’t. 
29. They didn’t tear down the old Jurassic Park? They just built right around it?
30. So are those bones the original fossils from JP and the T-Rex they just left on the island?
31. Oh my god, he touched that toy Timmy played with!
32. This movie is so nostalgic.
33. How do these kids know how to hot wire a vehicle older than them?

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34. The goat!!!!!! God, Jurassic World is such a shout out to Jurassic Park
35. Man that T-Rex is so badass. 
36. Shit, these things can fly. That’s not fun.
37. But don’t worry, they’re going to handle this before it gets to all those people.
38. Oh….I guess not.
39. I see you Margaritaville.
40. And I also saw the guy who grabbed BOTH his margaritas before running away from dinosaurs.
41. Calling it now. There’s gonna be a mega dinosaur fight.
42. This older brother is a dick. Dude be nice to your little bro!
43. Is it bad I’m more upset about the Gentle Giants petting zoo being attacked than the humans?
44. Humans suck, dinosaurs rule. 

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45. Can I use this raptor training on my cats?
46. Oh that’s cool, just knock over insensitive-Larry’s dinosaurs Chris. 
47. Divorcing parents? Where did I hear that story
line before…
48. Shouldn’t there be more qualified people working on this island full of dinosaurs than uninterested teenagers?
49. And shouldn’t they have a better way for capturing a rogue dinosaur besides shooting it? Since that clearly doesn’t work. 
50. Chris Pratt is hot. He’s got a good butt. Not the best Famous Chris Butt though. I’d say it comes in at 3, after Evans and Hemsworth, but before Pine. 
51. “She’s killing for sport.” Thanks Captain Obvious, we couldn’t tell. 
52. “What’s that supposed to mean?” It means she means BUSINESS.  
53. I’m not an expert, but this “using the raptors” thing sounds like a bad idea.
54. Yep. It was.
55. And once again, not an expert, but just looking at the raptors and then Indominus, and isn’t it kind of obvious she’s part raptor?
56. Look at those not-little-like-a-T-Rex arms.

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57. The raptors can’t have turned on Chris Pratt.
58. I knew they would come back!
59. Always respect your original alpha babies!
60. I want my own Blue.
61. Oh snap. Where is she going with that flare?
62. WHO IS IN PADDOCK 9?!
63. Yes. YES. YES!!!!!
64. CALLED IT. I KNEW IT.
65. Never thought I’d be rooting for a T-Rex, but here I am. GO!
66. S H I T. I did not NOT see that coming. Mosasaurus coming in for the kill. 
67. And once again, they just leave the island and let the T. Rex roam free. 
68. Now I want to go watch Jurassic Park.

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