N/A mins N/A Why Me? | 1990 Comedy, Romance A jewel thief is chased by the Turkish government, American terrorists and the CIA when he steals a rare ruby. N/A mins N/A Director: Gene Quintano, David Lipman Writers: Donald Westlake, Leonard Mass Jr., Donald Westlake Stars: Christopher Lambert, Kim Greist, Christopher Lloyd | See full cast & crew » Jump to Related Articles Photos Cast & Crew 0Awards Synopsis Cast Christopher Lambert ... Gus Cardinale Actor Kim Greist ... June Daly Actor Christopher Lloyd ... Bruno Daley Actor J.T. Walsh ... Francis Mahoney Actor Gregory Millar ... Leon Actor Wendel Meldrum ... Gatou Vardebedian Actor Michael J Pollard ... Ralph Actor John Hancock ... Tiny Actor Tony Plana ... Benjy Klopzik Actor Thomas L Callaway ... Zachary Actor Jack Kehler ... Freedly Actor Rene Assa ... Bob the Turk Actor Full Cast & Crew Director Gene Quintano Director Full Cast & Crew Writers Donald Westlake Screenplay Leonard Mass Jr. Screenplay Full Cast & Crew Company Carolina Production Production Company Cinema Research Corporation Production Company Credit Lyonnais Bank Nederland NV Production Company Epic Productions Production Company Film Finances, Inc. Production Company Film Leaders Inc Production Company Full Cast & Crew Synopsis A thief is being sought by the police and other thieves for a priceless gem that he did not steal.